Really good with the wood-burning set.

Totem Decks has a few spendy but nice-looking laser etched decks. This three-deck piece is by Christian Pearce. Damn, as if $165 wasn’t enough for the deck, shipping is another $35! Must cost more to ship a work of art than to ship a skateboard deck.

They also have a model with a giant cock on it. Check the categories links at the top of the site. These would go nicely in your architect-designed ramp house