Gotta love the midwest. It’s in the middle, you know? I’m not even sure what this is supposed to be, perhaps a practice mega ramp? Or maybe it’s the next big thing in ramp transition technology that will deliver the goods where the elliptical transition fad failed. For a starting bid of a mere $799.99, you can probably own this awesome creation. Don’t believe how awesome it is? Check out the pics and auction description after the jump.
These are fully-constructed skateboard ramps! You can begin skating as soon as you get it home! Imangine the fun you can have – and the envy of your neighbors!
The BIG ramp measures 6 FOOT 6 INCHES high and 10 FEET at the top of the rail! Imagine the speed you can achieve and the tricks and stunts you can perfect! The entire setup measures nearly 30 FEET END-TO-END! The width is 8 FEET for plenty of room to show off! The landing ramp is 3 FEET high for easy on and off! This isn’t your average half pipe! You’ve gotta have it!
Save yourself a big bunch of time and effort and buy this complete. I know a fuy who built his own. It took him over a month to complete it in his spare time. The price of wood today is another factor that makes this unit scream “BUY ME!”
My son uses it from time-to-time, but not enough to keep it in our driveway. The wood on this unit is weathered but very sturdy. There is a board at the bottom of the “pipe” that probably should be replaced with a fresh 4 X 8 piece of plywood, but it seems to work as is. Also, the landing ramp could use a cross 2 X 4 for a little side-to-side stability. Again, it works as is, but if we were going to keep it I would do those 2 things.
I hauled this home on a 20 or 24 foot flat bed “car” trailer with ease. We had a skid loader on the trailer to make loading and unloading much easier. I recommend you bring one with you. If you want me to rent one, let me know ahead of time, so we can agree on the cost. You can load this in 3 sections and stack some pieces with proper tie downs. We are located about 25 miles North West of Rockford, IL, About 55 minutes South of Madison, WI, and about 2 hours North East of Davenport, IA.
Enjoy!
Well, I can’t imagine why this guy’s son doesn’t use the ramp very often. I’m not sure it screams “Buy me!” but it does scream something, that’s for sure. “This isn’t your average half pipe!” that’s for sure. It’s not even your average below average half pipe. I’m not even sure it qualifies as a half pipe at all. If you wan to be the envy of your neighbors, check out the auction while it lasts.
166 comments
tyler
that ramp is a fucking gay a hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
gth nbl
Pointless?!! Yer butt is pointless! I’ll kick all yer asses! (Sorry, just kidding 🙂 )
flashman
pretty good and easy design. would be nicer if the wood wasnt rotting away.
I love how a couple of people can completely hijack a comment thread about some skate ramp some one is trying to sell and have a totally pointless conversation that drags on for close to 2 months. this pointless crap just amazes me.
Zed-word
Becks is apparently a little behind the times. Welcome to SnA buddy!
Becks
DY just fuck off man! this is a skateboarding website not a fuckin’ ethical/political fight! Yeah we know that ‘u failed in ‘ur younger years and weren’t able to get the right gf and become president like ‘ur daddy asked u too and u have major depression but don’t try to blame all ur fucking failures on us. We still have a chance to become something unlike u, u fucking LOSER!
DaddyYo
Mister-eee,
I think I found your web site.
http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/index.html
MC shred
wow!
that one guy is seriously insane. I am not even joking or trying to be mean spirited I read the links bobcat posted and I am seriously blown away. It definately sounds like there is a future ted kacznski out there. Every one of his posts is beginning to sound more and more unbalanced and full of conspiracy theories. I definately see a rubber room in his future.
sutherlin MC
bailgun you are right. I am not saying I will try but I will try to try. Who’s daddyo?
curtis
this ramp looks really fun to do a sweeper on. if it were my ramp I would do a sweeper on it and have a beer and put some new plys on it and make a club house where I could smoke in under the deck and I would wear a mesh trucker thrasher cap….but seriously… I am paying attention I am not daddyyo, but I think it is really cool that he has spent a good deal of time and energy preaching to people he will never convert, and it’s cool because think of all that time he could have been writing stuff to more impressionable crowds. and actually doing some harm.
skate and annoy is not dragged down by the comments of the peanut gallery (myself included) I have enjoyed the comments more with “DY” . and sorry to say have posted more comments because of him.
maybe to make it easy on everyone, since there has been a call for contributors for S&A, you could isolate all the daddyo stuff into one section, or even a blog or what ever. it was cool that he had his own post. the next one should focus on technical gear etc. and no one has to read it. or some people could make it there mission to get the conflict going.
I did run across the daddyo thread in a bathroom recently and I thought it was hypocrytical of him to be doing graffiti. and this was just before the birdcan Childress thing, anyways he was blaming liberals for the price of gas and how we would all have to ride bikes soon, I was lucky I had a sharpie. I did not even mention skating.
skate and annoy is not lame because of yo bro, it’s lame because no one has posted a new annoying kid of the month in a long time. it’s also lame because when I put in daddy yo in the search box nothing comes up. what is up with that? give the guy his own space to keep the annoy part of S&A going
also, if that really is daddy yo’s board than he does need a strap to catch that much air!! those trucks are heavy! I’m sure they are as loose as a goose, or why would you ride them?
bailgun
HELLO! ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION???
Before you submit this, are you Daddy Yo?
ARE YOU RESPONDING TO A COMMENT BY DADDY YO?
If you answered yes to either of these questions, please consider NOT submitting your comment!
ok, guys… when you have to do this, its time for a fucking ban. daddyo is a plague. he will drag this site down as far as he can. it’s what he does. he can’t be accepted, so he does whatever he can to destroy. if you want every post here to degrade into a mess like this, by all means, keep him around.
if you want skate and annoy to be good again, get rid of the yo.
i’m really not too interested in your site if i have to sift through a bunch of daddy yo’s bitter bullshit, and i’m sure i’m not alone in that.
curtis
ooops I mean gabriel park. that is like the street pier park.
curtis
this ramp deserves to beat out pier park or any other Portland park as far as comments go in skate and annoy. if it were in a three county radius of me I would try to get it for free and incorporate it into my weirdo ramp
jakeferranti
oh, well thats true. you are a hysterical little bitch.
DaddyYo
Mister-eeee – i suggest jaunting out to new orleans and racially taunting males of mixed african american heritage it may sound risky but it isnt.
I would just start the fight and call the police to finish my argument for me.
jakeferranti
“Daddy Yo or isnt-you are so stupid there is no reason to reply”-
HA! Well, you showed him..by replying right?
again, i urge you to say that to someone of mixed race that you dont know,in person. im sure it would prove your point.we would all like to see that.
DaddyYo
Mister-eee
Obama is a honkey cracker.
DaddyYo
Daddy Yo or isn’t – you are so stupid there is no reason to reply.
So far the dumbest thing I have ever read on a skateboard forum, “Wars won are wars where we either make the people living in the country American Citizens or leave.”
And I’ve been on a lot of forums.
Daddy Yo or is it?
Wow Daddy Yo is a deuch. G H W Bush lost re-election to Clinton because of the Failed Reagan Economy. The GOP instated the Federally owned bank in 1913 and demolished the Gold Standard in the 30’s. Wars won are wars where we either make the people living in the country American Citizens or leave. Neither has happened, that’s a strike against victory in Iraq and Afghanistan. The Taliban is still a problem all over the world, and the Bush’s are terrorists. I’m getting the Ge(schwastica)rge Bush board just to hang on my wall. You should invest to because of his proper execution of Nazi tactics. HAHAHAHA
mister-eeee
oh, ok. thats a pretty sound argument. you should test it out though. i suggest jaunting out to new orleans and racially taunting males of mixed african american heritage it may sound risky but it isnt. cause,you know, they arent black. so its not racism, just explain it that way.
Taliban(afganistan chapter)
yes we are still here.ba-lalalalalalalalala!(gunfire in backround)
DaddyYo
Mister-ee
It is imposible to make racisl taunts toward Obama because he is not black.
DaddyYo
EC –
Carter caused the S&L crisis just like Clinton caused the current financial crisis.
Clinton balanaced the budget because he was required to under the Contract with America legislation. He did it by cutting the military and not fighting a war that was being waged against us.
Yes we won in Afganistan. Is the Taliban still there?
The Constitution is intact and no weaker than before 9/11.
Where is your proof of kidnapping anyone? Some movie you saw?
We invaded Iraq because they violated the terms of their surrender after we kicked their asses in the first Gulf War.
We have a socialist economic system now because the government owns the banking system after the “bailout”. We had to bail out the banks because Clinton expanded the Carter Administration’s CRA to cover no-down-payment, sub-prime loans to unqualified borrowers to buy “affordable” homes.
Community organizations, like the one Obama ran, had the authority to make banks make bad loans before the bank could expand services. The CRA promised that the federal government would pay the loss if the loans were defaulted.
We had to pay the losses because Clinton said we would.
Frannie and Freddie bought the bad loans, repackaged them and sold them. The bad “paper” spread thorughout the financial industry and the world and here we are.
We have the best healthcare system in the world. I’m sure you want a healthcare system that models our public school system. You want to pay for a government controlled healthcare system for the underclass (that was created by and is sustained by liberals) and then pay for private healthcare because the public one will not be worth shit.
You are a grunty doo-doo head.
mister-eeee
my respect for E.C has skyrocketed.(from nothing to something that is)essentially, daddyyo has accomplished
something positive. he’s reminded us who really belong here and who doesnt.
E.C may be an abrasive S.O.B but, he is a GENUINE abrasive S.O.B who stands on his laurels and defends his side with coherent points that involve citing facts. rather than simply saying any outrageous thing to stay locked in and/or escalate an arguement.
The thing is, the issue with daddyyo’s desperation to rant his rheotric isnt only that some differ. there are conservative points of view on here as well,E.C has shared some,so has Paige,Solboy and Hateboard to name a few.
rather, its how obvious it is that he doesnt believe what he says. “outlaw liberalism”- absurdly facist
Obama fleeing to “keya”-sure he meant “Kenya”,which is to say “go back to africa”-a racial taunt i havent heard since elementry school, even most children know better.
so begs the question; wtf is wrong with daddyyo?
why does he spend his days on forums opposite his interest to start pointless, heated arguments with strangers(he loves the daily show forum,wonder if he is a viewer)? whats missing in his life? sounds like he’s married w/kids..is his personal life so unsatiating that it would explain his wierd penchant for trolling? at this point that is the only thing holding my attention here, well that and to see if he goes away. reminds me of thay guy in the southpark WOW episode. damn i watch alot of t.v…gotta go judge judy is on..
enemy combatant
These falsehoods are ludicrous. The savings and loan crisis occured in the 1980’s under Reagan and led to the 1990-91 RECESSION during GHW Bush’s presidency.
Spending was out of control under Bush and he raised taxes!
The Republicans and Newt didn’t take control of congress until the THIRD year of Clinton’s presidency.
The budget was in fact in balance at the end of the Clinton presidency.
Hello!!! We haven’t won the war in Afghanistan. We have never had the country under control.
The constitution is even further in tatters.
We routinely kidnap and torture people all over the world.
We invaded a sovereign nation (Iraq) unprovoked and under false pretenses and now we have Republican SOCIALISM for the rich bankers and not even a decent healthcare system for the people despite a 3 trillion dollar a year federal budget.
You are not just an asshole who doesn’t know WTF he is talking about DaddyYo, you are a lying, motherfucking, asshole.
DaddyYo
Baldy
Baldy
The Clinton years… a good economy, constitutional rights still intact, no torture, checks and balances still intact, no wars under false pretense…
Good times!
LP
daddy yo. zero. point. zero. you’re out! expelled! finished at sna!
DaddyYo
Chompy – no Obama is not yet President but he has appointed his cabinet. They are all Clinton adminstration holdovers.
Slick Willy got us into this economic mess and now Obama is bringing the Clinton team back to fuck it up some more.
Slick Willy wouldn’t fight the terrorists and now Obama Clinton Jr. is bringing the Clinton team back to put us in more danger.
Is that “change” you can believe in?
chompy
My magic rock is what kept the terrorists away for eight years. You are already blaming Obama? He isn’t even president yet smart guy.
DaddyYo
Baldy – no I didn’t. Bush gave us the best economy we have ever had. It lasted until the liberals took over Congress.
Bush also kept us from being attacked by terroist for eight years.
Now Obama has brought back the same Clinton administration that is responsible for the breakdown of the national economy and the attacks of 9/11.
Let’s hear how proud you are for voting for Obama when you are starving and dodging car bombs.
Baldy
DaddyYo, you made a typo. You misplelled the word BUSH in that last sentence.
DaddyYo
Michy Bwoy – no it is not illegal to sell worthless shit.
Obama sold an entire nation his worthless shit and he became President.
DaddyYo
Wow, enemy combatant has multiple careers as an editor and a psychologist.
Carl
Well damn that one blew me away.
enemy combatant
DaddyYo said:
“No, I would bring the Police to Burnside to arrest anyone who attempted to assault me.”
The word “police” is not a proper noun and hence is not capitalized when it appears in the middle of a sentence. Your doing so not only shows your lack of education but also indicates your over-reverence for authority and exposes your fascist mindset.
puke
Why does Burnside always get the short end of the stick in these interweb battles.
Beat it kooks… and ‘no texting at the park’ is all you have to remember.
Fuckin police escort shit every time. come on. dumbass. What are gunna do next? bring your soon to be gay ass kids there in the middle of a session and tell everybody to stop skating so you can take pictures of them belly boarding the twinkie?
Mitchy Bwoy
It isn’t illegal to try to sell such useless shit? They could package this thing for the dollar store and I still wouldn’t give it a second glance… then again, i think my first freeformer came from the dollar store…
oldskankr
what a bunch of poo flingers!!!
DaddyY0O
I’m sorry for being a real pain in the ass lately, guys. I recently had a sex change operation and the medication has had me a bit loopy. I’ll stop talking out of my ass soon…then I’ll be talking out of my newly fashioned extra-blubbery vagina!
My mother used to dress me up like a little girl and make me douche her with blue cheese dressing. After years of thinking that was normal, I guess the idea of being a woman became appealing to me. Skating has always been the one thing to make me feel masculine, until the guys at the park tied me up and sodomized me with my long board straps.
Please send all get well cards to me:
4811 Merrill Lane
Nashville, TN 37211
By the way, I’m having a Christmas Party next Saturday at my place. You’re all invited. Tally hoooo!
Kilwag
The $800 ramp that was the subject of this post.
DaddyYo
“Brent Says:
December 9th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
So
Brent
So… you think he’ll lower the price since no one bought it?
Kilwag
Just don’t look. Just don’t look.
jakeferranti
I looked into what Bobcat said awhile back about tracing the IP address to DY’s workplace and that alone is not unlawful. i also asked the attorney in the office next door to mine whats up and he suggested it would be completely within the law to trace the IP and look up the listing for his employer to notify them how he is managing his time.
Or even get his employer’s public email and email some of the threads over that show him spending his entire day acting like a grotesque 10 year old brat.
anyone can sue anyone for anything.
successfully obtaining a judgement or court order is a different storey.
Zed-word
Prickly Pete, you said a used baseball bat for $200. Sounds kind of steep, I am sure I could find something I’d enjoy busting up with that bat. I have only two questions:
1)Is this bat aluminum or wood?
2) Is it durable?
I’d prefer aluminum. It must be durable for what I plan on using it for. I have a feeling that this problem won’t go away with just one swing….
Estes' Ghost
DaddyBlows Wrote “Ahh, this is what makes my efforts all worthwhile. I love to see some goofy old guy who never grew up still trying to act like a school yard punk.
Priceless!
Going to not-skate skate now.”
If you put this much effort into skating then you would be an X-Gaymes Bronze medalist. Thanks for the nice words. I appreciate it. Again- Fuck off.
bj
“This dream can be yours”
More like a nightmare.
Will Jones
oh, then why are you here, go away
isnt there a flowandannoy.com? you should start that website dude, and you can see how many people really like you and your hobbie, they’ll all stop by and get in arguments with you
DaddyYo
I dont skate, I flow
Will Jones
dude i thought you left to skate?