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Creature- Jesu board

Dancing with the Devil

OK, We might lose a few readers with this post, but the Zombie Jesus pro model from Creature made me chuckle. It reminded me of those equally tasteless but funny rock concert t-shirts from the 80’s that said “Adolf Hitler World Tour.” The best part was on the back where it listed the tour dates and locations. The England entry said “Cancelled.” I’m actually kind of surprised Creature is selling these. I’m guessing they hope to avoid too much controversy by keeping them limited to 500 pieces. Or possibly, the artwork is so crappy, that’s all they think they can sell. This board gets an “A” for the concept and a “C minus, minus” for execution. Really. It looks like hell. Actually, the only thing keeping this board from being completely uninteresting (aside from the whole blasphemy thing) is the marketing. It’s being released on Good Friday and You can’t “Passover” this insanse-o limited release.

Creature’s Zombie Jesus Pro Model

Click the pic to see this poor execution of a potentially great idea bigger.

Creature- Jesus board

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  • lay down your souls to the gods’ rock & roll,
    metal ten fold through the deadly black hole,
    riding hell stallions bareback and free,
    taking our chances with raw energy–

    i really like creature decks, whether it’s crappy art or not.

  • dude i want that
    looks sick
    sketchy style of art makes it look great in my opinion

  • you obviously dont enjoy happy zombie jesus day nearly as much as i do. i dont collect skateboards but this one makes me wish i did.

  • I agree, the concept and marketing is great but the art itself is really bad.
    JF

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