Skateboarder attacked by Coyote. Police search for TNT.
Denver’s Channel 7 News reports that a skateboarder was attacked by a Coyote.
Two different residents said a boy was attacked by a coyote while riding his skateboard. They said he was able to fend off the coyote with the skateboard.
A certain Wile. E. is being sought as an animal of interest. Apparently, Wile E. has a history of violence against small birds and skateboards as well.
Hello! This is a real news story! A kid was actually attacked by a coyote while skateboarding! You can’t make this stuff up, only ht e photoshop illustration for chrissakes!