Jeebus ripping
Jesus Mousepads! Get your Jesus mousepads here! Holeyware is a Café Press store, so it’s not like these are actual mass produced items for sale. Still, it’s nice to know you can buy a mouse pad with Jesus on a bad 80’s skateboard. I mean if he’s really old school, shouldn’t he be on a 70’s deck or even a 60’s plank with steel wheels. Actually, your Lord and Saviour is from the New Testament, so he’s really more New School, like this Jesus on a hand rail action figure. I think my source for this post is actually upset about this.
Praise the board…
Our Father who art in heaven, shallow be thy bowl, thy kingdom come, thy will be done on street as it is in tranny…ok I gotta stop, Im Catholic and this cant be good for me.
“What a bad example! He’s not even wearing a helmet!”
i thought that was Haslam…
…give us this day our daily board, forgive us our barges
as we forgive those who barge against us, lead us not into technical, but deliver us from mong.. ok I’ll stop for real this time .
Gaymen.
don’t even get me started on the Catholic religion….
JakeF – You may be going to hell, but at least I’ll be laughing. With you, not at you. Nice writing of the “Board’s Prayer”
Funny Chit! Hey what’s that smell? Oh that’s just Jake’s smoldering lightnening stricken carcass…
I always get Jesus and Santa Claus confused which one is that?
Holy Jesus Air!
Are Christ airs considered penance?
Ohhh my smoking carcass….and how it smells…REPENT!REEEEE-PEEEEENT!
All this time I was under the impression that Jesus was hetero. Maybe thats why Muslims don’t allow pictures of Mohommed, so no one stumbles upon his sexual orientation.
Makes a nice channuka present