dethjunkie™ does not claim any copyrights to any photos that appear on dethjunkie.tumblr.com This site is purely for personal artistic expression by means of juxtaposing a thematic collection of found images. Which is another way of saying you’re too lazy to credit the original source. Come on people, how hard is it? Watch this… I found this at dethjunkie. Postmodernism sucks sometimes.

I can’t believe that senile old bastard still makes these gals wear those stupid bunny ears. It’s not sexy, it’s sad. Playboy hostied a benefit for the Design Industries Foundation Fighting AIDS (Diffa) That’s a Birdhouse / Playboy skateboard. [Source: BizBash] – Thanks to Eric Cherry for the tip.

So the weird thing about this Palyboy TV video of nekkid girls skateboarding isn’t that they actually know how to carve in a bowl, ( one of them at least ) but that SkateLab is trying walk the tightrope between marketing products for kids at Target and Walmart, and providing a backdrop for adult videos. This Playboy TV sequence is pretty asexual, but I’m pretty sure there has been at least one really adult film made there. I thought I posted about it but I couldn’t find it. Helmet’s off to the management though, in theory that shouldn’t be a conflict of interest at all. For anyone keeping track, this isn’t Playboy’s first foray into naked skateboarding. – Thanks to Marek Litinsky, Greg Baller and Aaron Shims

SInce her last appearance was such a hit here I thought I’d bring you part two of the Madonna impersonator/bird woman of Alcatraz. She even looks like Madonna in these shots, except for the weird inappropriate section with the small child. Definitely NSFW video after the jump. If Richard Hell were dead he’d rise from the grave and commit suicide just dso he could roll over in his grave. I know that doesn’t make sense. – Thanks to Brian for the tip.

That’s no lady, that’s… oh I don’t know. Lady Tries Too Hard with a skateboard, shot by Terry Richardson for an upcoming issue of the French fashion mag Purple. http://mother-monster.com/ [Source: Rushcard] – Thanks to Eric Cherry and Karl Whetzel for the tip.

Every day is friday over at Chicks and Skateboards. It’s great idea for a web site (depending on how you feel about the objectification of, uhm, chicks….) however even the postmodernist in me is annoyed by tumblr style web sites that just regurgitate content out of context with no link to the original source. Another amusing thing is that sometimes the boobs are pixelated, while two posts earlier they are unabashedly (no, not the unabashed dictionary) bare and large, pixel wise and otherwise. So… some of these shots are Maxxim magazine style, some of them are just random girls on or with a skateboard. Who isTom’s Skateshop? They must be a reader, because January 4th is awfully close to December 31st. – Thanks to Alex Shults for the tip.

Ending 2010 on a classy note here with this pinup poster of the Japanese pop group called AKB48, which near as I can tell from the web site has something to do with the fact that there is apparently at least 48 girls in the group at any given time. I ‘m not even kidding. It’s crazy, it looks like they have different shifts of girls. Sometimes there are like five girls in a video, sometimes fifteen. They have team rosters. Maybe it’s a competition, or whatever it is, I think my failure to comprehend goes deeper than just not understanding Japanese. There are 48 girls in the group. A lot of them have bikinis, but only six of them have skateboards. [Source: 76ers]

Sure, you may be the Cara Beth Burnside of fingerboarding, but you still can’t get anyone to pay attention to anything besides your tits. I’m sorry. I tried to think of a more delicate way to put this, but I just couldn’t.

Issue 14 of the zine Levil Uniform has a vintage pinup theme. Check it out.

You’re going to have to click through to see this week’s installment of Friday T&A, not because it’s especially lurid. I just didn’t want to have to look at it every time I checked in on the site over the weekend. – Thanks to Eric Cherry for the tip,