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12 thoughts on “Santa is a slob”

  1. Troy on December 20, 2012 - Reply

    Stinkbug! Isn’t Santa goofy?

  2. Grover on December 20, 2012 - Reply

    I thought Slob was in front of the foot. I think that is just a regular frontside air. I can understnd your poetic liscense.

  3. walled eyed glue huffer on December 20, 2012 - Reply

    clearly an indy air, slob air is mute grab, or a japan air w/ out the tweak

  4. Jerkina Sock on December 20, 2012 - Reply

    No slob for sure… @glue huffer: since we’re all throwing our 2 cents in here, I believe an indy air would imply Santa’s going backside while grabbing frontside, yet there is no evidence that he is going frontside OR backside, sooo frontside air is the default.

    1. walled eyed glue huffer on December 21, 2012 - Reply

      yeah ur right, but indy air hand placement on a launch ramp resembles that…i thought a slob air was a front side 180 mute grab

      1. Concretin Nik on December 22, 2012 - Reply

        I agree with you. BUT, apparently, there is no such thing as an Indy Air off a launch ramp, at least not straight off. Because for that to be true, the Indy would have to be a grab. (It is.) But it can’t be a grab, because then there could be Indy to fakie, Indy 900s, or frontside Indys. And those don’t exist. So I’ve been told(scolded).

  5. Jerkina Sock on December 20, 2012 - Reply

    To be clear: not slob. But slob is NOT a mute (seatbelt) either… Slob is grabbing in front of the front foot, toe side. So there.

    1. Vagina Shoe on December 24, 2012 - Reply

      That’s a crail air, silly.

  6. talentlessquitter on December 22, 2012 - Reply

    They’re slob-pajamas, y’annoying elves.

    Every time you come up with a cool item for the Holidays.
    Merry Christmas Kilwag!

  7. Rudolf on December 24, 2012 - Reply

    This is a lookback slob air (also known as a “seeya”). I know. I was there. (Don’t be fooled by the sweep of the hat and the beard; they were frozen solid.)

    1. R. Hess on December 24, 2012 - Reply

      Looks more like a heil Hitler stinkbug to me. (Santa was… a Nazi / But not anymore

  8. Auntie Larry on December 24, 2012 - Reply

    Auntie Larry has been known to refer to this grab as “A Third Leg.” In other words, Penis. Grab Penis, if you want, it is all good with Auntie Larry.

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