Skater Dater? Try Date Skaters.

I first I thought this was a gag, but now I’m betting it’s a carefully crafted fishing attempt to pad the email lists of Viagra spammers. And no, it’s not because I joined the site and got all kinds of spam. I didn’t get any after I joined… wait, I mean I didn’t join, I swear! Funny how if you reload the page, only women (ages 19 – 61!) are featured among the random “Real Member Profiles” featured. They also start repeating fairly quickly. I hate to link to this, because I’m sure it’s going to hurt our Google rankings, but here’s your chance to Date Skaters. I’m pretty sure some of them are posers.

– Thanks to Quartersnacks for the tip.

The best part of the site may be this quote from the front page:

You must admit that Tony Hawk is one of the sexiest people alive. His casual haircut, blue eyes and great attitude towards children makes him a fantastic candidate for a dream date. But skating is not only a sport or lifestyle, it is something you have in your soul, and if you want to date a skater, you have a lot to learn. The good place to start from is by joining our club. Browse through profiles, choose the cutest skater, and find out what he likes and dislikes and where his favorite places to hang out are. Or open your own profile and try to attract a skater to invite you for a date. After spending some time on this magnificent website you will certainly know where to ask him to take you and what should you do. It is also important to catch a phrase or two from skaters vocabulary – just to know what does he mention when talking about the most important thing in his life.

Visiting skate parks and hanging around places where skaters like to be can be an useful dating strategy, but without all background information and right attitude, you will probably end up all alone, sitting by a side. Or maybe you have tried it all and realized that local skaters are just a bunch of uninteresting kids wasting your time. If you are ready to take the next step, give our club a try. You can register your account now and return later, when you have enough time and privacy to indulge in the finest selection of skaters available for dating.