Here’s a few more contenders for the Weirdo Skateboards giveaway, including Frankenberry, dad’s doing handstands and pregnant wives on roller skates. Come on Weirdos, the field is pretty narrow so far, so your chances are good. Get your dork session on before it’s too late!
This is Gavin’s wife, who is retired from the DC Rollergirls, and is seven months pregnant. I know I specified “skateboard” but all things considered, this one is officially entered. Respect to women’s rollerderby!

This is Tod’s 34 year old dad in Ohio, busting out the handstand.

This is Carl from Washington, with some Frankenberry skateboard action.


6 comments
xfryarx
REMATCH ! How much blood , from where ? How many dildos ?
Carl
If you guys want to rematch, I got something for ya. It involves blood and dildos, so just hand over that board because I really need it. I’m getting married this week and I got no money.
Thor
I vote for Carl’s cat.
heath
Frankenberry used to give me pink liquid poo when I was a kid. Need I say more?
NattyBo
Gavin’s wife – mad respect for doing that 7 months preggo!
bobcat
carl wins