Skate safety is actually horrifying
Dear God! Make it stop! Please! I know we covered this government safety publication before, but I found it online right next to this nightmare inducing picture of a clown on rollerblades chasing some children. Still not safe enough? Check out this article from the Boise Weekly explaining how “How longboarding makes you faster and more dangerous on the hills.” No, I should not have said “speaking of clowns.”
That’s hilarious, I used to be a staff writer and artist for the Boise Weekly. That story is pretty cookie cutter, but let me tell you that Boise is a downhillers paradise with miles and miles of new development in the foothills surrounding the city.