Posted by: MC on January 4th, 2008 Categories: comic Tags:
ledges are really just quarter pipes with lots of vert and no tranny.
Vert, with full pads, but they’d talk about “their love for street” to try and gain the younger vote. EXTREME!!!
Unfortunately, any presidential candidate will be a longboarder at best.
At worst they are slalom racers!
Street… ’cause it takes them 15 to 20 tries to get anything right!
Vert because they are usually old, conservative, stuck in their ways and out of touch with the majority of their constituents. Plus they won’t mind the authoritarianism of skatepark rules.
Mini ramp in the rose garden!
Sixteen letters in AUTHORITARIANISM.
Yeah, I can spell. Sometimez.
It doesn’t matter as long as they don’t freestyle or inhale. Both will ruin your reputation.
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ledges are really just quarter pipes with lots of vert and no tranny.
Vert, with full pads, but they’d talk about “their love for street” to try and gain the younger vote. EXTREME!!!
Unfortunately, any presidential candidate will be a longboarder at best.
At worst they are slalom racers!
Street… ’cause it takes them 15 to 20 tries to get anything right!
Vert because they are usually old, conservative, stuck in their ways and out of touch with the majority of their constituents. Plus they won’t mind the authoritarianism of skatepark rules.
Mini ramp in the rose garden!
Sixteen letters in AUTHORITARIANISM.
Yeah, I can spell. Sometimez.
It doesn’t matter as long as they don’t freestyle or inhale. Both will ruin your reputation.