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Sportos getting injured on skateboards

Time was when a jock wouldn’t be caught dead on a skateboard. What are you, 10 years old? Skateboards are kid’s toys, you fag! Nowadays it’s a different story. Star athletes in high schools and colleges are getting injured on skateboards and it’s making the papers. By the way, it’s impossible to find a decent still photo from the Breakfast Club on the web anywhere. I had to resort to spending way too much time on picking a good screen capture from a DVD. The things I do for skateboarding… Molly Ringwald peaked in this movie.

Sportos getting injured on skateboards

From AZCentral.com: Popular Saguaro football player in critical condition:
He jumped off his skateboard. Fall down. Go boom.

He said he feels Dunn should have used better judgment than to skateboard. But he realizes that Dunn is a daring kid who lives life to the fullest.

From SFGate.com: SDSU pitcher dies of injuries from skateboarding accident
Skating alone and suffered some head injury, found by a passerby.

Officials said Morsching was alone last Monday, apparently skateboarding, when he suffered head injuries. He was discovered by a passerby and eventually flown to a Sioux Falls hospital.

From the Argus Leader: Athlete injured in skateboarding accident
Apparently they don’t make them too bright at South Dakota State. This genius was injured while skitching.

For the second time in six weeks, a South Dakota State
Second SDSU athlete injured in skateboarding accident

There were other links out there as well, but I ignored the first few because I didn’t realize it was going to become a phenomenon. It should have been easily predictable though.

From the OC Register: Ex-USC quarterback Marinovich arrested in Newport
OK, this washed up former star wasn’t injured on a skateboard, but his drug bust happened while skating.

Police said Marinovich, 38, ran from officers who tried to stop him about 1:15 a.m. Sunday for skateboarding near the Newport Pier boardwalk, where skateboarding is prohibited.

Discussion

14 thoughts on “Sportos getting injured on skateboards

  1. how many of these guys were drunk and on longboards?

  2. There was this jock that broke his arm on a Craig Johnson in ’85 and then, with part of his cast still on, played to 4th place in singles at the Illinois State high school tennis tournament. He was intervied on the news wearing a cut-up Give ’em Enough Rope shirt. What a fag.

  3. So…. do you own the dvd of the Breakfast Club?

  4. uh… It’s my wife’s. Shutupshutupshutup – I can’t hear you!

  5. JAKEFERRANTI on October 23, 2007 - Reply

    You mess with bull, you get the horns.

  6. JAKEFERRANTI on October 23, 2007 - Reply

    Aw crap! Mess WITH the bull…I shouldn’t even be writing.

  7. See my signature on sleestak.

  8. houseofneil on October 23, 2007 - Reply

    Ally Sheedy was far hotter than Molly Ringworm in that movie.

    1. talentlessquitter on September 1, 2010 - Reply

      …After the make-over…………owwww,caught!!

  9. John Hughes recently revealed that he always thought of the Emilio Estevez character as gay.

  10. Molly was hotter than Ally.

    Redheads rule : )

  11. Yes Neil! Did you see High Art?

  12. Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

  13. Molly peaked in this movie? More like I peaked all over Molly in this movie.

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