Xcreme Your Jeans

A coworker had these on the desk yesterday. Good enough reason to start a new category since I’ve got a backlog of food packaging with skateboards on it in my basement. These cookies look like they are made out of Play Doh ®. Seriously! See the proof after the jump.

I think the kid on the label is doing a street plant! What is the tail-grab variation of an invert called? I didn’t care to hazard tasting them.

Can you believe it’s actually a trademarked name? Extreme Xcremes? Sounds like the title of an adult film, not something you’d want to, er, uhm… stick in your mouth.

Not a natural color visible anywhere. These photos are not doctored, that’s the so-called sugar cookie and not Play Doh. Apparently, they have been known to tint your feces a nice red color. Now that’s good for the whole family!