WWHD?
JF Fullum sent me some pics of the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in a while, outside of the hole in Mark’s back yard. It’s a giant chocolate skateboard that his mother gave him for Easter, and mind you, he’s a grown man now, but I’m just jealous. It came from Montreal, Quebec, Canada. so I guess I can cut my mom some slack.
JF says it’s about a foot tall, and he can’t bring himself to actually eat it. I don’t blame him. Send me a picture of the back of the box JF!
Yes, I thought that was toilet paper on the left there, making this thing about three feet tall, but it’s actually a roll of paper towels under the upper cabinets.
Here’s the Easter 2009 selection from Vadeboncoeur Chocolate.
THE DANNY BEARER OFFICIAL PRO MODEL IS OUT FOR 2009 MY FRIENDS! STRAIGHT FROM MY MONTREAL SPONSOR, VADOBONCOEUR CHOCOLATE! YOU WILL BE THE ENVY OF YOUR HOOLUM FRIENDS WHEN THEY SEE THIS “SWEET” SHAPE AND HANDSOME,SKATE-SHARK! DO NOT LET HIS MENACING TEETH FOOL YOU HE IS A GENTLEMAN,WITH THE PURE HEART OF A CHAMPION AND INTEGRITY OF JESUS, IF HE WERE A SHARK.
400 GRAMS AND 7 PLY MILK CHOCOLATE WILL ENSURE A SMOOTH RUN. SPEAKING OF ENSURE AND SMOOTH RUN,WHERE’S THAT NURSE WITH MY “ENSURE DRINK” DANNY BEARER HATES IRREGULARITY! DANNY BEARER PERFORMS FOR FUN, AND BATHPILLOWS! WHO WILL CUT DANNY BEARERS MEAT FOR HIM?
I’ll send you a photo of the back later. I wonder I long I could keep this thing? Maybe I’ll freeze it and eat it like in 30 years when I stop skateboarding.
DANNY BEARER JUST LOST CONTROL OF HIS BOWELS AND DID A TRIPLE LINDY IN HIS PANTS! COWABUNGA! YOURS TRULY, DANNY PANTLOAD! CHECK YOUR BLOODSUGER,AND YOU CHECK IT OFTEN,YOURS TRULEY GRAMPA DANNY!
the way you’re blowing out MCs bowl there is going to be dozens and dozens of goon squadrons of DaddYos and Danny Bearers camped up outside.
im pretty sure the d.b. crit above is pretty mean but its not stopping me form laughing my ass off
yummy!
haha its a CAT-fish
Thanks for posting this and giving the company’s name, I’m going to see if I can get Wally one.
Beetlejuice!
I was disapointed when I found out “chocolate skateboards” werent made out of chocolate whats up with that?
hello everyone ,
I am new here and I hope to help as needed
JF, Bring that to Newburyport on Wednesday and share with everyone.
Dear Kilwag,…trying to publish a book about the first professional skateboarders and surfers in the 1960’s in California or write an article abour THE MAKAHA CLUB,THE HOBIE VITA PAKT SUPER SURFER SKATEBOARD TEAM, THE LOGAN EARTH SKI TEAM. SURFERS AND SKATEBOARDERS WERE just getting cash money for performing and selling as salesmen for these skateboard teams Hobie and Bing were the first surf teams to pay money and surfers like Rolf Aurness, David Nuiva, Cory Carroll and yours truly began to get the first cash money for doing shows and surfing and skateboarding in competiton ! Call me 310-452-1030 and send an e-mail if I can help Skateandannoy ,thank you, Very truly yours, …..Danny Bearer
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