{"id":2313,"date":"2014-01-12T07:42:48","date_gmt":"2014-01-12T07:42:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/reviews\/?p=2313"},"modified":"2014-01-12T07:45:16","modified_gmt":"2014-01-12T07:45:16","slug":"this-fucking-italia-couch-i-bought-from-dania","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/reviews\/stuff\/2014\/01\/this-fucking-italia-couch-i-bought-from-dania\/","title":{"rendered":"This fucking Italia couch I bought from Dania"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Italia<\/a><\/p>\n

I bought this Italasofa<\/a> brand couch from Dania<\/a>. It has a microfiber cover and a pullout sleeper bed. I have kids and now the surface looks like a seal that was rescued from an oil slick. Less than a year into it, the part that sticks under the top cushion started to fray. A couple years later, it looks like this:<\/p>\n

\"Italia<\/a><\/p>\n

It might not be that big of a deal if the goddamned cushions didn’t slide out so they were visible the minute anyone sits on one, including the cats. I swear, you open the front door and those cushions slide out. It’s possible that the fabric could have been mended by hand, but the hidden part has the consistency of a few wet paper towels, so you can’t sew anything to it. It’s like very thin felt. The t-shirt you’re wearing is thicker and more durable than that section of the seat cover.<\/p>\n

Another great thing about this couch is the way it all sinks down in the middle after a couple years. I had a surveying team in the living room measure a 6 inch difference between the middle and the sides. Those guys have neon vests, telescopes and lasers, so you know that’s accurate.<\/p>\n

This couch sucks so bad, Italasofa doesn’t make the model anymore, and Dania doesn’t carry the brand anymore. This is why you’ll never be invited over to my house, until I get a new couch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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