Nash Executioner

The Nash Executioner, from their high performance Red Line. The pinnacle of crappy skateboards. You weren’t a true poser unless you had a Nash Executioner. Everyone knew some poor unfortunate kid that had one of these. Well the jokes on you rad dudes, czsue now they worth literally tens of dollars.

Check out the nonsense in the ad copy:

XR-2 Trucks
Noise Tested Bearings (Yep, they’re noisy all right…)
Two Tone Wheels
Completely Assembled!
(With skid plate, handrails, truck guard, and nose guard)

Weirdly enough, they mention two other Nash boards like graffiti, the Heat Zone and the Banzai.