{"id":2337,"date":"2005-09-06T15:14:54","date_gmt":"2005-09-06T22:14:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/?p=2337"},"modified":"2026-10-06T09:43:21","modified_gmt":"2026-10-06T16:43:21","slug":"2005-bank-robbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/2005-bank-robbers\/","title":{"rendered":"Bank Robbers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber.webp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"128\" src=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6294\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber.webp 700w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-150x27.webp 150w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-275x50.webp 275w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Move a long folks. Nothing to see here. One Saturday I get the call to go goof around on some banks. <em>\u201cBring your camera, but I\u2019m not going to cooperate for the photos.\u201d<\/em> Let\u2019s go in the middle of the hottest part of the day with the harshest light. Ah well. Daddy was a bank robber. He never hurt nobody. You the viewer, are about to be robbed of a well executed and photographed feature. This what you want. This is what you get. You can&#8217;t always get what you want. 27 frames per second coming to a GVK near you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A burned out van greeted us at our first destination. Was it a harbinger of disaster or just your normal meth casualty?<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4703.webp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" src=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4703.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6283\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4703.webp 550w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4703-150x100.webp 150w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4703-275x183.webp 275w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bum Piss Banks<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can you guess what this spot smell like? I think you can.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-4 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4710.webp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"366\" height=\"550\" data-id=\"6287\" src=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4710.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6287\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4710.webp 366w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4710-100x150.webp 100w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4710-183x275.webp 183w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Wes Cording wall ride at Bum Piss Banks<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4717.webp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" data-id=\"6288\" src=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4717.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6288\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4717.webp 550w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4717-150x100.webp 150w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4717-275x183.webp 275w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Dr Brad &#8211; Dr Boneless.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4711.webp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" data-id=\"6284\" src=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4711.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6284\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4711.webp 550w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4711-150x100.webp 150w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4711-275x183.webp 275w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Bone Man frontside bum piss wall jam.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4730.webp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" data-id=\"6285\" src=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4730.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6285\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4730.webp 550w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4730-150x100.webp 150w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4730-275x183.webp 275w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Beer can powerslide bowling.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Rockhound Bank<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Outside a rock shop. Stones, not Rolling Stones. This was a short session because the fence owner got pissed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-2 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4742.webp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" data-id=\"6291\" src=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4742.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6291\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4742.webp 550w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4742-150x100.webp 150w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4742-275x183.webp 275w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Rockhound bank &#8211; This is why the session only lasted 5 minutes. Terminator brace optional.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4739.webp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"366\" height=\"550\" data-id=\"6286\" src=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4739.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4739.webp 366w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4739-100x150.webp 100w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4739-183x275.webp 183w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Rockhound bank &#8211; The Flying Freak Brothers.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4744.webp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" data-id=\"6290\" src=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4744.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6290\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4744.webp 550w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4744-150x100.webp 150w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4744-275x183.webp 275w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Poorly exposed Wes Cording slide.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Church Bank<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bone Man &#8211; Church bank R&amp;R slide.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4748.webp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"366\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4748.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6292\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4748.webp 366w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4748-100x150.webp 100w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4748-183x275.webp 183w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Jersey Barrier DIY<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wes started this project. Expect fancy pictures of this spot in fancy magazines soon.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4783.webp\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" src=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4783.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6289\" srcset=\"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4783.webp 550w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4783-150x100.webp 150w, https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2005\/09\/bankrobber-DSC_4783-275x183.webp 275w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Move a long folks. Nothing to see here. One Saturday I get the call to go goof around on some banks. \u201cBring your camera, but I\u2019m not going to cooperate for the photos.\u201d Let\u2019s go in the middle of the hottest part of the day with the harshest light. Ah well. Daddy was a bank [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-features"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2337"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6298,"href":"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2337\/revisions\/6298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/skateandannoy.com\/features\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}