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If you do, It’s illegal

You many not see many kids with skateboards, zooming down your street. And if you do, it’s illegal.

100% Pure Fun publisher Larry Ransom uploaded some old VHS capture of a news story about the banning of skateboards in Lockport, New York, circa 1988. The best quote (and delivery) is in the opening 5 seconds, but it’s got plenty of other audio gold, strange inflections and hip lingo.

Discussion

12 thoughts on “If you do, It’s illegal

  1. Prickly Pete on May 7, 2013 - Reply

    Next on Nightcast, how to acheive a winning head of hair!

  2. It is still illegal in the state of Florida.

  3. Grover on May 7, 2013 - Reply

    Next on nightcast pussy gets stuck in a Tree

  4. talentlessquitter on May 7, 2013 - Reply

    Yeah. Try to find one car driver that has breaked or slowed down once, or ever, in the last 25 years…

  5. Awesome. Thanks Kilwag.

  6. wall eyed glue huffer on May 7, 2013 - Reply

    ****follow up on eric shugats….”upon seizing eric’s board he then turned to the local coke dealer out of boredom and caught a lethal dose and died 2 years later homeless” ok so that didnt happen but this government did give clean needles to junkies, yet they take your board…

  7. wall eyed glue huffer on May 7, 2013 - Reply

    i like how their so entitled to take your board, like it cost nothing, completes back then cost $130.00

  8. Dudes who run stop signs get their cars taken, right?

    1. wall eyed glue huffer on May 9, 2013 - Reply

      uh…no, the get an $80.00 fine, or just a stern talking to

  9. Solboy on May 10, 2013 - Reply

    Wasn’t that a young Kent Brockman presenting Nightcast?

  10. elfraz on May 11, 2013 - Reply

    I think it is about time someone did something about those evil skateboards. Those kid will never amount to anything. I hope they still enforce there rules. I bet that may have save young Eric Shugat’s life. Thank you Big Brother.

  11. This is golden.

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