Sicktail

I saw this in Concrete Wave a while back but I forgot to post it. I thought it was a gag advert at first, in part due to the fact that you can’t currently find any mention of it on the Venom web site. However, it appears to be aimed at a real niche market… people with downhill gear that wish their boards had tails. My first thought was to goof on it, but this is one of the oddest yet most functional products I’ve seen. I know you’re saying “just buy a board with a tail” but then this isn’t meant for you. It’s meant for guys who typically spend a lot of cash on downhill equipment and like to have their setup dialed in. These boards are not disposable in the tradition of the typical short board that gets ridden until it falls apart in a comparatively shorter time. It is what it is. Goofy but extremely useful for a subset of skateboarders. It sells for about $20.

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67 thoughts on “Sicktail

  1. talentlessquitter on April 28, 2011 - Reply

    You read Concrete Wave?…Right.
    Must be “strictly for the good interviews and the articles” then. 😉

  2. What the fuck is a short board?

    1. colinwalshrules on April 28, 2011 - Reply

      …..yeah some kid on OSU campus said that it was cool I had one of those “trick boards” I wanted to pee in his eye lids and super glue them shut.

      1. WINNER: CWR!

      2. cracking me up

      3. enemy combatant on May 3, 2011 - Reply

        Shortboard dinosaurs like you are a dying breed.

        1. Yeah all the new skateparks would tend to disagree with that.

    1. This seems so try-hard. Yeah you can do short board tricks on a long board, but why? Just so you can legitmize something that needs no legitimazation? So you can get in the face of others and say “see? You were wrong about longboards”. The more I think about this the more it pisses me off. Since when in the fuck did skateboarding have to prove anything to anyone? If it was fun, yeah, but grabbing a board designed to carve and bomb hills then going out of your way to learn tricks the board has no business doing and doing them in a way that looks forced dosnt look fun. Maybe I’m wrong and this is where it’s at, but I think this here is some kook bullshit.

      1. colinwalshrules on May 2, 2011 - Reply

        this IS kook bullshit. knee pads and a helmet for a curb. really? So stoked Im not that guy.

    2. Zach might be a kook but he makes some dam good bushings. Definitely recommend trying them, I think they are way better than bones hardcore bushings.

      1. I’ll give them a shot. To be honest I’ve never tried Bones either. I think I have a set of rotten DumDums right now.

        1. Sweet, I hope you like them.

  3. ^^^ Zak Maytum, head of Venom, shredding.

  4. masterochicken on April 28, 2011 - Reply

    I’ve always wondered how precisions grind.

  5. Jerkins on April 28, 2011 - Reply

    That was lame.

  6. The trouble with trying to take a straight up longboard to good old fashioned skateboard terrains (stairs, curbs, bowls, as skated in that video) is that the longboarder’s style always looks so whack. Because of how the 35 inch wheelbase and no functional nose or tail impedes their movement. Even a talented longboarder, such as that dude who apparently owns Venom, ends up looking like a 9 year old skater who has been skating for like 8 months.

  7. Once again, What the fuck is a short board? It’s called a skateboard, just cause you may feel the need to ride some kooked out drop deck with backwards trucks dosn’t mean my board is in any way short.

    1. Yeah… normally I wouldn’t use the term, I find it annoying. But when talking about them in the same context as a longboard, it makes it easier. Because like it or not, a longboard is still a skateboard.

  8. I f’n HATE the term “short-board.” No, this is a skateboard, your riding the long skateboard, damnit!

    It goes in the file of BS phrases such as “practicing” on a skateboard. NO, unless judges from the Dew Tour are showing up later, your just skateboarding!

  9. I think everybody’s missing the point. This wasn’t an attempt to “show those darn shortboarders”. This was the longboarder’s version of a dork session. Dude’s just playing around. Does the guy have to spend all his time charging hills, or is he allowed to play for fun sometimes?

  10. Maybe the imaginary line between people that ride different sized skateboards is just in your head. Dudes just want to skate, a tail opens up a lot of windows if you can’t take your quiver with you.

    1. WINNER: Casey!

    2. Gnarles Copinghagen on April 29, 2011 - Reply

      I skate all different sizes of boards. It’s all skating. It’s all fun. I skate the same stuff with all of them.

  11. It’s totally a dork session type thing. We have double-kick street/tranny setups that we ride all the time, but sometimes you’re out bombing hills and you want to do a boneless or manual. Boom, enter the sicktail and get extra radical.

    Precisions grind just fine.

    – the guy in the picture up there

    1. Billy Bones on April 30, 2011 - Reply

      Even more proof that precision trucks grind nicely.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX0-UmATupA

  12. krahamgoats on April 28, 2011 - Reply

    I showed up at a park in Grand Junktion CO where all the locs used longboards. “What a bunch of kooks” I thought. Then I tried some of their boards and had a great time. The older I get, the more accepting i am of diferent things to ride. Caster boards are fun, and have you ever tried a razor scooter in a big bowl? deadly. I’ll always get pissed when I see mtn bikes at the park though.

    1. Ugh, mtn bikes at the skatepark…

  13. awesome! haters gonna hate, skaters gonna skate!!

  14. talentlessquitter on April 29, 2011 - Reply

    He he.

    You americans have issues…

    1. this foo! haha it started in america what are you doing in this conversation???????

      1. everybody needs to calm down because their angry they didnt invent a revolutionary new product that only adds more of a thrill to rolling down a hill and crashing at the bottom

  15. Very funny idea – I prefer the DIY version, but it is a very clever idea actually.
    Even LBL, Neversummer or Loaded realised a tail adds some fun to any board (Penguin,? and banghra for instance).

    1. What’s the diy? Lop off a tail from an old board? Cause I can see that working. Seems like a tail in a different plane than the rest of the board would feel weird but I guess you’d get used to it pretty quick. I may try it on one of my flat cruisers to see what it feels like.

  16. ICantSk84S**T on April 29, 2011 - Reply

    I think that the tail is a pretty rad thing. There are alot of longboards that dont have tails or have a pin tail that is not very effective. Some of these boards are used as commuters and cruisers too not just DH. Having a tail that you can bolt on is useful for those days around town when you wanna get up on a curb, of play around with manuals.
    I also think that people forget the big picture. We are all out there trying to have a good time, and some people cant skate for s**t and can really throw down on a BMX or mountain bike. I say whatever your drug of choice is, youre still a junkie. Get out and ride!

    1. nweyesk8 on April 29, 2011 - Reply

      or buy a longboard with a kicktail, it’s not that hard to tell your local shop, “no, I don’t want a kooky pintail, I want a kick tail, get me one or I will spend my money elsewhere” and when you bomb hills, stay off the tail, pretty simple solution….

    2. talentlessquitter on April 29, 2011 - Reply

      I am one of those that can’t skate for sh*t and I should have switched to BMX 20 years ago.But hey;my heart still tells me I am a SKATER.I’d like to have a Banghra but have you seen that pricetag? I skated a downhill longboard this spring and I have come to the conclusion that I can’t do without a lil’ cicktail.I have even lowered myself into considering a Sector 9…

      1. Must be a question of generation. I feel lost without a tail … Even slalomers in recent trends tend to favor a small tail to lock the rear foot.
        And when things get rough, a tail is a great help for me to unleash a desperate slide.

        I went over my preventions against Loaded and bought a nice 2nd hand Banghra … and 2 S9 as well !

    3. amen man

  17. oh my fucking god…

  18. You don’t like the term shortboard? I don’t like the term longboard. Big or small, it’s all skateboarding kook!

  19. Michael on April 30, 2011 - Reply

    I personally don’t like the term “term” other than that. I don’t care.

  20. It’s not a kicktail, it’s a spoiler. You know, like the ones on the back of low-rider pick-up trucks and lil’ early 90s Honda Civics.

  21. lou sassel on April 30, 2011 - Reply

    NO KOOKS 666 SATAN – pretty much sums it up

  22. Tim Laidlaw on April 30, 2011 - Reply

    Certainly gives a whole new meaning to getting a little tail

  23. PIGCITY on April 30, 2011 - Reply

    I ride a Gravity 36″ deck, hell its just 3″ longer than the Label Blender I used to ride, I don’t see what the deal is. I am a 6ft plus so ride the slightly bigger board as a regular deck. Never gone anywhere near a pintail though and those tails look pretty flaky. Why not just get a longer with a decent kicktail in the first place – its a no brainer

  24. Glenn on May 1, 2011 - Reply

    “Shortboard” is a crap term but in a world where there are narrow minded wankers posting “That’s not Skateboarding, it’s Longboarding” on Youtube videos, I think maybe we need it.

    The generation of kids who got into skating via video games learn a little history.

    I dream of the day when confused looking kids don’t refer to my Slalom setup as a “Longboard” even though it’s half an inch shorter than their standard issue “Shortboard”.

    It’s all skating.

  25. curtis on May 1, 2011 - Reply

    Kilwags description of this product as something “for guys who typically spend a lot of cash on longboard equipment and like to have it dialed in” made me wanna puke. I am working on an invention that is going to make tails obsolete. it’s kinda like bindings that hook the feet to the board for catching big air, but different.

    1. Sky hooks!

    2. Gavin on May 1, 2011 - Reply

      Daddy-Yo?

      1. shvitz on May 1, 2011 - Reply

        Bing!

        Nailed it…

  26. curtis on May 1, 2011 - Reply

    at least it has the 6 hole pattern, cos I prefer trucks made in 1989

    1. masterochicken on May 2, 2011 - Reply

      Actually, a bunch of the longboard truck companies use the the old school mounting pattern because it is stronger.

      1. talentlessquitter on May 2, 2011 - Reply

        Bleh;nonsense! Which companies then?Names?
        You gonna bring another myth into the world?

        1. shvitz on May 2, 2011 - Reply

          >Which companies then?Names?
          >You gonna bring another myth into the world?

          Randal
          Bear
          Caliber
          Crail
          Paris
          Holey

          1. talentlessquitter on May 3, 2011 -

            Sorry,I read ‘longboard companies’. I made my comment thinking there are very few new longboard DECKS with the old school pattern out there.
            So I agree with shvitz.

  27. well at least it’s longboards not fixie /fixed gear.

  28. Michael on May 1, 2011 - Reply

    I used to messenger in SF on a fixed gear bicycle. I don’t think my knees could take it anymore though. I used to love my old FLIP “new school” shape long board. It was fun to kick flip that and or bomb or slide a hill in SF.

  29. carvin marvin on May 1, 2011 - Reply

    very few longboards have the right concave, stiffness and tail for riding transition, and then they come with goofy trucks and squishy wheels (indy and spitfire 62 or 63, or big spf)
    i ride some old 44 inch lib techs (dogtown did a nice 44 inch) i wish skull skates had steeper tails

  30. curtis on May 1, 2011 - Reply

    I used to ride the Jim Gray “stretch” board (89? 90?)it was about 40 inches long kind of a fish shape. super fun, wish I still had it. one time some dude showed up at the park with some of those trucks on his mainstream deck. that was fun too, I might buy some of those if I could get some light weight ones. I like those “Loaded” videos, I want to skate like that too. but if I were a guy who spent a lot of cash on gear, I would have several boards in the trunk of my mercedes. this reminds me of that weird toy board that is like 10 inches long with the weird tail bolted to it

  31. Michael on May 2, 2011 - Reply

    Jim Gray charges! I would not want to get hit by him in a jam session! Imagine if Pat Ngoho rode a board that was 7.75*31.5 with a 14″ wheelbase that would be CRAZY!

  32. Michael on May 2, 2011 - Reply

    PS: I do understand why they call it sick tail because I just threw up a little. It is good to think outside the box a little(sometimes)but over all that concept just kind of bugs me/offends my eyes. For the record I am half trolling and half speaking my mind here. Discuss?!

  33. Hahaha pretty sure the sicktail is about 50/50 taking the piss. I mean… it’s called a sicktail? Can’t imagine anyone being all serious about strapping a kicktail on a downhill board, it’s for goofing around

    1. You got it: more fun, playing around.
      Good idea, no ?

  34. vic guitar on May 16, 2011 - Reply

    if it aint a skooter or a push bike its all good .get real and skate loosers

  35. yeah, I like sicktail. I have been using it. Because I love to ride in the downhill.And I believe it helps me a lot to turn and get more speed. It’s not too much costly. Thanks for sharing. longboard trucks

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