Oh Burt Sampson, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. From your trademark infringing good looks to your Ninja Turtle / He Man physique. How I envy your many troll companions. Don’t have a cat, man. Aye Cucaracha.
– Thanks to Andy Wylie for the pics.
Click to enlarge. the Frankentoy. Collect them all to be a champ or a chump? The guy on the skateboard is understandably behind the Jeep with the plastic undercarriage in the race, but amazingly still ahead of the ATV.




7 comments
toysRfood
ha, I was dealing with deaf ginga kids trying to smuggle my toys out in their gumboots 40 years ago, you’ll never make it past the scanner. eh
kilwag
Of course, hell yeah. if I ever end up visiting Andy in New Zealand he’s going to have to check my pockets before he lets me leave the house.
kc
So, does this item has the kilwag stamp of approval?
Look at the little the bowl trolls on the package. I can count at least 4 trademark infringements going on there. This toy should win some type of design award.
Goob
That board’s kinda big for him
Justin
I love this toy and must have it. Give it to me now.
Ha! this thing is so awful. Thanks so much for sharing it with us.
Any ideas where it comes from? How can I get my hands on one?
kilwag
Well, it comes from China, you can see that right on the packaging.
Haw Haw. Andy got his in New Zealand, I believe. I want one too.
colinwalshrules
i know who bart is, who is burt?
oh i am a blogger now.. really interesting stuff
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