Coarse Toys

When is an action figure not an action figure?

When is an action figure not an action figure? When it’s life size, because then it’s a mannequin, or some sort of sex toy. Chalk this up to things I don’t understand, like sneaker fetishes. Coarse Toys makes some action figures, or collection figures? I don’t know what you are supposed to call them. Some of them are small (bottom row) but as you can see, some of them are life size. Creepy. See those shoes? Coarse “collaborates” with Vans. I’m not sure what that means, but I’m sure it involves some check writing. Check out Coarse Toys.

– Thanks to Bobcat for the tip.

Discussion

8 thoughts on “When is an action figure not an action figure?

  1. I’m kinda old school, but it seems to me that an action figure that does not also double as the aforementioned sex toy, won’t be getting any “action”. Therefore it would not be entitled to the term “action” figure.

  2. And people say “Lil’ Tony” is weird…

  3. That thing beat me up and stole my shoes…

  4. That guy’s torso in elongated compared to his legs, like a gorilla. I wonder if he’ anatomically correct?

  5. Hey baby… Welcome to my pad. Make yourself comfortable, I’ll make us a drink and put on some music, get more comfortable. What’s that? Why that’s just my life size skateboarding action figure. Hey, wait, where are you going? Come back….

  6. Hateboard on February 29, 2008 - Reply

    it’d make a cooler coat rack than the one i have now called the floor.

  7. ShawnF on March 2, 2008 - Reply

    It would be great to have an army of those big fake dudes to randomly leave at your friends house’s in sexy positions.

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