Spritle. I am Spritle.
Never mind the questionable corporate merchandising tie-in and issues of sweat-shop assembly, this Lightning McQueen child’s skateboard looks just the right size for your toddler skateboarder. But the thing barely turns and is really slow.
We learned why when dad swapped out the wheels, Hey! Those aren’t bearings at all! They just molded some plastic into a rough precision-bearing shape. I suppose it’s a good thing that the wheels and bearings could be replaced, the reproduction was accurate enough for that. What do you want for $25 right?
Dang, those Disney marketing folks are such assholes!
Racer X keeps his speed in a little glass jar
Talk about sealed bearings! What the #@$%?! That is a low, low low thing to do to a kid.
Are those Rockets?
Hey that’s my new sponsor! Assholes at the energy drink company passed on me.
Lightning McQueen is your new sponsor, or is it Disney? “I am speed” wheels?
Hi,
I actually need one of these for my son for Christmas does anyone know where I can get one? Please
Honey lets not buy our kid junk. Lets get him a real one!
I agree Honey, lets not buy our kid junk. Lets buy some junk for us and slam it all under the bridge.