Can I write for Skate and Annoy?

A: Maybe.

Send and email with samples of your writing or web links to samples, and I’ll consider it.

You must have the ability to edit images in Photoshop or some other program.

All our posts have accompanying images. You need to be able to provide those images to our size specs because we don’t have time to do it for you.

You should have an idea of what sorts of things you want to write about. Send us the samples and we’ll consider it.

Please don’t take it personally if you get turned down. Myself and a few others have put a lot of time and effort into Skate and Annoy. I’m a pretty good judge of what works well for the site, and I don’t want to compromise “my vision,” whatever that is. And honestly, the majority of authors that have joined our ranks haven’t remained regular contributors because it’s a mostly thankless job that doesn’t pay a cent.

Regular contributor or special occasion only?

You don’t have to commit to any publishing schedule. If you have a one-off story that you think deserves some attention we can oblige you. If you want to become a regular contributor we’ll most likely run a post or two to see how it goes.

Just because you don’t fit here doesn’t mean there isn’t a place for you somewhere else. I’ll even give you advice on how to set up your own site if you want.

Thanks,

– Kilwag