Ninja Sauce


I would call this new age hippy shit, but it’s got ninjas and skateboards instead of unicorns and dream catchers. There’s even a gratuitous Animal Chi picture on the label – wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. It’s not for food, it’s for topical application to bruises and/or sore, aching muscles. You can get yours from Body Temple. Left photo credit goes to Mr Morrill, but it’s nice disappeared from his stream, so who knows.

Ninja Sauce is a fine all-natural Chinese, Ayurvedic & Shamanic herbal blend for pain relief & rapid healing. Used to treat any type of impact injury where the skin is not broken. This mysterious liniment is for common skateboarding related injuries, aching muscles, sore joints, bumps, bruises & sprains. Helps to ease pain & soreness and penetrate deep to warm up Chi & break up blocked energy for a speedy recovery. Aged one year minimum prior & infused with the healing sounds of Anahata Sacred Sound Current.



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  1. Talentlessquitter on September 26, 2016 - Reply

    You mean this isn’t bearing lube?

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