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11 thoughts on “The Big (Brother) Book of Shit

  1. Lard Bomb on February 3, 2016 - Reply

    Does it need to come back? It’s was crap from Steve Rocco’s brain tumor ridden mind. Prob cost sk8 boarding public parks cuz it was such garbage

    1. Lardy Dear,

      I’m sending over a ‘crying’ emoji to your crYphone so you can shed a few more tears over how difficult skateboarding was for you in the 90s.

      Love Mum.

      1. Lard Bomb on February 5, 2016 - Reply

        Oh thanks mum. 90s skating wasted Phillips and gator so I guess Rocco’s need to dump more dirt on its grave really helped.

      2. Lard Bomb on February 5, 2016 - Reply

        Yeah I’m still crying cuz .2 mph tre flips on flat ground is slightly less gay than step aerobics but Rocco gave u a board sponsor any way.

  2. Lardy dear,

    Your boyfriend just sent me that instagram clip of your last tre-flip. Over-sharing and filters are no compensation for incompetence and impotence.

    Love

    Mum

  3. Lard Bomb on February 11, 2016 - Reply

    Ah yes my boyfriend, that Russian female Olympic gymnast…Rocco is a freestyle tird thus the shitty skating that plagued big brother, there was no internet back then so his shit rag sold a few, the first run was tolerable the Flynt publication version was Viacom trash

    1. Russian Judge on February 11, 2016 - Reply

      So your boyfriend was skater Irina Slutskaya? She musta wore your poor ass OUT. (Not that your response was any dopier than Dear Old Drudge’s. But c’mon, when y’all are dragging down the discourse on a SKATE site….)

      1. Lard Bong on February 11, 2016 - Reply

        Try Elena Butyrskaya. Oh wait, she wasn’t a gymnast either. oh, and I didn’t mean to sound like a pedophile; I meant weight lifter not gymnast.

        1. Everyone's Dear Old Drudge on February 11, 2016 - Reply

          Can I play?

          1. Lard Bomb on February 13, 2016 -

            Why are u guys so ass hurt? Maybe steroids will stave off ur hiv staus

          2. Irina's Wooden Extension on February 27, 2016 -

            At least YOU don’t have to worry about h.i.v., Lardy; just s.p.l.i.n.t.e.r.s.

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