The future of really slow skateboarding


Tank treads on a skateboard. I don’t think this is a new Idea. I believe there was a motorized prototype or two (or three) quite a while ago. This promo video declares the Rockboard Descender as the future of skateboarding, which might be true provided you’re only interested in going downhill at relatively slow speeds. Those treads make this thing fast as a snail. That’s friction for you. If you really want to ride off road, just get those big oversized dirt wheels that have been around in one form or another since the 70’s. I’m actually very excited these are being mass produced. One day, one of them will turn up at the Good Will.

– Thanks to Josh at BPA for the tip.







  1. Gave me hay fever.
    Need to listen to Descendents.

  2. Pig city on May 3, 2015 - Reply

    ” a skateboard dipped in awesome”

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