Cool Frozen Desert


This is Cool Frozen Desert from Epoch. Just like Cool Cuts Carrots before it, although slightly less descriptive, and packaged with all the enthusiasm of one of those nutrition drinks for the geriatric set. Put it on a plate son, you’ll enjoy it more. Cool Frozen Desert features Rector knee pads in an illustration that was clearly vectorized from an old photo of someone I’m betting our readers can identify the source.

– Thanks to John Aguilar for the photo.

My money is on Chris Miller.



  1. Looks a lot like tony hawk, the board shape looks like his late 80’s model

  2. talentlessquitter on March 12, 2015 - Reply

    I recognise the image. I’ve got a feeling it has been used before, on all kinds of crappy products.

  3. talentlessquitter on March 13, 2015 - Reply

    Those Vision shoes?

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