Milk, Milk, Lmnade

LMNADE is a design-driven lifestyle brand specializing in fashion and hard good products that focuses on vintage beach/boardwalk culture.

“Roll, Bounce, Skate.” – The Lmnade brand is aimed at young women who want to roller-skate, skateboard, and bounce? They actually have a couple of cool novelty boards and some cruisers, plus roller skirts. To promote the product they use lots of lifestyle girls doing everything with a skateboard that you could think of, as along as all you can think of is sitting on them and holding them, and not you know, actually skateboarding.

You know, I often think about trying to add female voice to the staff here at S&A, but seeing as how I keep posting stuff like this, I don’t know that anyone would want to.

This is the Bomb Pop board and the Gidget board.

High fashion meets high phallus. The lipstick board.

Assorted colorful bathing suit shots.

(Cue ZZ Top) She’s got legs… and GIANT FEET!

Which Roxy Music album cover is this?

And then there’s this. I’m scratching my head here, chuckling at the imagined voiceover during the photo session. This is supposed to be selling to women, so it’s not sexist, right?

Whee!

Roll, Bounce, Skate. And go shopping, because that grip tape is going to ruin your suit!