Skater Boi Gives Pause

Skater Boi Pause Mag fashion

Pause magazine wants to redefine men’s fashion:

The skater boy is the contemporaries new man and fashion wants him for their own.
AW or SS it doesn’t matter….THIS IS THE FUTURE.

This guy so surreal looking I can’t even laugh at this. A one point the video is like Charlie Sexton in a Devo video. Sometimes he looks like a computer animation. The model is one angular mofo. The video runs from skateboarding to motocross to a quasi bullfighter look. I keep expecting Ali G or Bruno to pop up. And the title, so hopelessly out of touch/fashion. That was popular in 2002! I don’t know why, but this whole thing fascinates me. It makes me want to stand in the corner of a skatepark and do the fake make out thing with my hands around my back. Yes, I know there are no corners in a skatepark. “Bonus” Avril Lavign video after the fashion disaster.

[Source: Caught in the Crossfire]

L: Do I look like Eminenem? R:I just crapped my pants
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3 Comments

  1. talentlessquitter on March 20, 2014 - Reply

    So I can be butt-ugly or have a huge nose and STILL be a model?

  2. StickyVortex on March 21, 2014 - Reply

    I had a goods laugh at the cover photo but the video was hard to watch.

  3. scotto on March 22, 2014 - Reply

    I cannot express how much skateboarding needs to die (again)

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