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Fratboards = Douchebag Central

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Skateboards made in the shape of fraternity paddles. From the standpoint of capitalism, it’s a great idea, they’ll probably sell a ton. The decks are just flat wood so it’s not like it takes any real skill to make them. You can get custom vinyl graphics with fantastic bullshit like “George Homophpobe – Big Brother.” Of course there are flasks and t-shirts. Great niche marketing though. Even if I had thought of it first, I don’t think I could bring myself to actually make and sell them. Their tagline is “Frat hard. Shred hard.” I can’t make this stuff up. Maybe if Fratboards had been around when I was in college my old man might have finally connected with me…

[Source: The Daily Dickfoot]

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The cold, hard reality:

14 Comments

  1. Looks like a penis

  2. this video reminds me of my new job at a marketing company. also reminds me of the movie idiocracy. well whatever, I’m sure they’re good people. i would just implore them to pursue something a little more worthwhile lolz

  3. NWForty on January 25, 2013 - Reply

    WOW! Frat dudes and skateboards; I’m having a laugh!
    They always drank the worst beer too.

  4. masterochicken on January 26, 2013 - Reply

    Really? A Keystone Light graphic? It makes me want to get that Arrogant Bastard board even more now.

  5. houseofneil on January 26, 2013 - Reply

    what a shower of twats

  6. thank you. i now hate skateboarding

  7. Keystone light is a perfetley good alternative to contracting dissentary
    In any third world country

  8. ditchwork on January 27, 2013 - Reply

    When I was in college, I always thought a skate frat would be cool. Maybe I should have just lived in a skate house.

  9. bevilacqua on January 27, 2013 - Reply

    you misspelled it
    fartboards .

  10. PIGCITY on January 28, 2013 - Reply

    Coming from the UK I don’t even understand the ‘Frat’ thing. But I know a bunch of C*nts when I see ‘em.

  11. Brock75 on January 28, 2013 - Reply

    Wow, I had a frat paddle boad from the steel wheel era complete with pledge name and hand pinstriping. It had to be pre- 1970s. I sold it on ebay ages ago. I HATE FRAT BOYS.

  12. Oh boy, it looks like it’s suicide again for me.

  13. This is wrong-boarding at it’s finest. I never understood why the same kids who called the lot of us “skater fags” for four years in high school, suddenly want to ride a skateboard around campus because they saw some goon in a Hollister or Abcrombie add mall grabbing one with their shirt off. But I’m the “fag” because I was wearing a Black Flag shirt and some dickies bleeding out my elbows in the bowl. Hey, what ever gets the soccer moms to shut the fuck up. If little frat boy Timmy is skating now, maybe we won’t get mean mugged as hard in line at the mini mart from all the PTA members.

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