Bird is the word

Robert Selph in Albany, Oregon. Photo by Micah Breshears. Extra finger after the jump.

If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen, mannnnnn!


  1. Micah Breshears on April 7, 2012 - Reply

    Stoked this shot is up, typical day at the Albany park, a Red Cement rider tearing it up over some random. Good times.

  2. egbert on April 7, 2012 - Reply

    I’m confused as to what is going on…flyout…transfer? The middle finger, however, is prety straight forward.

  3. Micah Breshears on April 7, 2012 - Reply

    Backside 180 over bum, it’s wierd cause he looks like he’s further away than he is. But no hobo’s were harmed in the making of this shot.

  4. lou sassel on April 8, 2012 - Reply

    some parks it is hard to tell the locals (skaters) from the locals (bums). If only his shirt said Element or Deathwish

  5. Fitz of Generally Calm and Logical Argument on April 8, 2012 - Reply

    Good photo! I like Albany’s park, and I’ve met some pretty rad dudes down there. Some pretty crazy heshers, too.

  6. Ranger Danger on April 8, 2012 - Reply

    Huh, Selph got cut a while back for dropping of the grid. Kill pic and skater, if he would start skating again.

  7. Robert Selph on April 8, 2012 - Reply

    I honestly can say i dont care if REDCEMENT cuts me cuz i should be skating for a better more legit company the only reason REDCEMENT is what it is today is cuz OF Rex Rob Andy Turt & Trav they have not came out with a video or a new logo for the boards every skatepark we go to there is someone that has something bad to say about redcement cuz the history of Albany.. All i wanna do is skate and have fun with my brothers and not have to worrie about going up to a sktepark and have to fight are way out anymore ill be 22 this month im not a little kid anymore with age comes responsibilty and micah has been the one getting are names out trying to get us in mags and new sponsers thanks Micah..

    • DeMarco on April 9, 2012 - Reply

      Who even rides for companies anymore anyways? I thought that went out of fashion with the jeans that fit over our shoes in the 90s. Ya’ll better catch up!

    • Oh no, do they reclaim the tattoo?

  8. yeah but on April 8, 2012 - Reply

    small town skate drama asside, you should probliey worrie more about making sure what you spell on the intentets is spell checked, cause some of what you rote is not spelled rite. and peeple may not respect what youre opinions if you dont know grammer or how too right proper english.

    • no judjee on April 9, 2012 - Reply

      Hey you asside, stop dropping of the grid. Jeez, and here I thought you gonians were less concerned about how folks spell than whether they’re active motorheads. Guess you’ve got high standards after all.

  9. Prickly Pete on April 9, 2012 - Reply

    Didn’t know much about it before, but I now have a great impression of Albany and its people.

  10. Dante on April 9, 2012 - Reply

    Wow, Robert nice way to treat some of your friends who have been there for you for quite some time now. It is funny too, because I did realize that you, Trav, Rex and Turt did all the work to make it happen. Also, as for new logos we had one in the works for you specifically and then you disappeared.

  11. Rex Pearson on April 9, 2012 - Reply

    Robert, you prick!

  12. Stay classy, Albany!

  13. lou sassel on April 10, 2012 - Reply

    hey – i live in albany.

  14. lou sassel on April 10, 2012 - Reply

    a guy took his girlfriend up to mary’s peak to try to get a little action in the backseat of his car. things started to heat up. they were kissing and all of that stuff. She unbuttoned her pants and said to him, “kiss me where it stinks”, so he pulled his shirt back on, got into the drivers seat and drove her to albany.

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