YouTube says it’s a “Cool New Sport” and I think it’s legit. I mean “legit” as in it’s not supposed to be a joke.

New Cool…! New Sport! New Challenge! New Image! The perfect blend of Street Dance and Skateboarding.Lifting the “BreakBoard “develop muscles and strengh.The patented”BreakBoard is an innovative 2N1 skateboard product designed for a new generation of talented athletes with a safe and “FunFitness”way to express their potential creative genius.

This board literally mates old exercise-craze “technology” with a skateboard. Along with pulleys on doorknobs, and later on Thigh-Masters, another exercise device pawned off on the fat and lazy American public was a simple turntable device that allowed you to do the twist in place without… I don’t know, excess friction in the balls of your feet. Jessie L. Drummer decided to put one on a skateboard to “fight obesity and stress” and engage in some excellent break dancing.

– Thanks to Bobcat for the tip.


  1. AAAAHHHHHHH… I can’t finish. So so so so so so so so so SOOO far from anything to do with skateboarding.

    So to fight obeasity and stress, you must learn to breakdance then every now and then sit down on the spinning longboard? Wow they really got the answer to obeasity right there.

    • talentlessquitter on January 25, 2011 - Reply

      …What I was thinking,but Mr T,don’t you dare use the beautiful longboard name for that monster.2×4 POS wood is a shame for other dead trees!
      and it sounds like one big ball bearing.The name says it all,really.

  2. lou sassel on January 25, 2011 - Reply


  3. nweyesk8 on January 25, 2011 - Reply

    I saw this on Sleestak, I don’t really see it selling well

  4. No possible way that is not a joke.

  5. That has to be a joke. No one in the video can break or skate. They seemed to forget to add that you can also put it on your dinner table and use it as a Lazy Susan. Sweet!

  6. I’ve often wondered what Primo and Diane were up to these days. Now I know.

  7. I don’t know Kilwag, that seems to actually cause EXTRA stress on the balls.

  8. Prickly Pete on January 25, 2011 - Reply

    Beat Street, da king a da beat I see ya rockin’ dat, uh, skateboard truntable thing from across da shtreet!

  9. Hey, their slogan could be “sit and spin”

    I want to see a board with wings, off road wheels on casters, a turntable, toe hooks, handle bar, a bike wheel, gas motor, that can fold into a chair.

  10. …and it stimulates your imagination! Wait, if you combined it with a bongo-board…

  11. Fucking Priceless!

  12. masterochicken on January 25, 2011 - Reply

    It’s the shake weights of skateboarding.

  13. wow

  14. If I ever see one of those, I will break it.

  15. ??????? on January 27, 2011 - Reply

    Kilwag, I’m disappointing that you didn’t include the website for “Breakboard”…

    Gold, Jerry! Gold!

    • Prickly Pete on January 27, 2011 - Reply

      Their pro team only has two members and one of them is dead. I see an opening! Take note folks you might be lookin’ at Montana’s first (and only) Breakboard Emabassador! Hello nylon pants!!!

  16. orezona on January 27, 2011 - Reply

    ^^^ dammit, I don’t know why my “name” didn’t come through on that post.


  17. Give one to Sergie Ventura! lol

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