Brand Loyalty

You have to really, REALLY like your sponsor to get a tattoo this big of a brand mark. I just hope for Rob Dyrdek’s sake that Monster Energy is never sold to another entity that decided to let his contract lapse. For insurance sake, maybe Rob should take up this offer to talk about some Patent Pending technology. Follow that link to an auction for a guy trying to sell his phone number to Rob Dyrdek in exchange for a sales pitch. Patent Drama?

UP FOR BIDS IS MY PHONE NUMBER, FOR ROB DYRDEK ONLY. IF YOURE NOT ROD DYRDEK, YOU CAN CALL ME BUT IT’S GONNA COST YOU $1000….SO IM COOL WITH THAT. BUT ID MUCH RATHER JUST TALK TO ROB. SO ROB, I CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA A FEW YEARS AGO, THAT I THINK WILL HAVE A HUGE, POSITIVE IMPACT ON THE SKATEBOARD INDUSTRY! IT’S NOT SOME STUPID GIMMICK, NO RETARDED, SWERVY BOARD OR SPACE SHIP BOARD OR ANY OF THAT CRAP. IT I JUST RECENTLY RECEIVED “PENDING PATENT” STATUS ON IT, SO IM READY TO GET THE BALL ROLLIN AND I THINK YOU MIGHT SEE SOME REAL VALUE IN IT. I WOULDNT WASTE YOUR TIME….I KNOW YOUR BUSY HOLDIN’ DOWN CALI! I JUST NEED 5 MINS. IF YOU DONT LIKE THE IDEA, I’LL REFUND YOUR MONEY AND YOU CAN GO BACK TO “BOSS HOGGIN” OVER THERE AT THE FACTORY.

Rob, as your accountant in absentia, I advise you to take this meeting in case you need money for laser tattoo removal. I suppose it could always be done with temporary inks. Watch the video after the jump if you have a low threshold for entertainment.

– Thanks to Kim and Cary for the tips. Although I think Kim is press agent.

30 Comments

  1. carvin' marvin' on December 14, 2010 - Reply

    water, coffe and beer is all i drink

    anybody completely don’t care about street league?

    • masterochicken on December 14, 2010 - Reply

      What’s street league?

    • holy crap marvin, i’ve been saying that for years.
      glad i’m not the only one.
      perhaps we can start some kind of diet craze, put all the sugar drink companies out of business.

  2. How tall (or not) is Dyrdek?

  3. Not real.

    • Does that mean you actually watched the video?

      • I can’t pass up a video with a shirtless guy in it. No way that’s real, unless he has shark skin or something. His back would be a big red pulsating mess just from the outline. Fake.

    • korey on June 27, 2011 - Reply

      your retarded. how could this be fake? Id love to see you explain how this could be faked.

      • yer gramma on June 27, 2011 - Reply

        MY retarded? YER retarded!

        • he’s retarded? you can’t even spell YOU’RE.
          p.s the definition of retarded is held back; stinted. use the word properly next time

      • Hey Korey – Ever see a movie where a well known actor has tattoos on his bod? Do you think Robert Deniro actually has these tattoos?

        I saw it on the internet, it must be true!

  4. lou sassel on December 15, 2010 - Reply

    Lame

  5. Central Coast Ken on December 15, 2010 - Reply

    Maybe we should give him Mike V. phone #

  6. It is sad cause he was such an amazing skater in the 90s.

  7. houseofneil on December 15, 2010 - Reply

    he wouldn’t do the color at the same time as the outline would he? WOuldn’t he wait for the thing to heal?

    I’m with egbert, something looks super fishy about that whole video. After 9 hours he wouldn’t be able to stretch is back at all it would be so sore, never mind throw a shirt back there and jog around.

  8. you will soon claims it’s fake.
    i am inclined to agree.

    http://www.youwillsoon.com/

  9. Prickly Pete on December 15, 2010 - Reply

    S&A’s new Annoying Kid of the Month!

  10. I hope someone follows this up with Sparks or Four Loco!

    I call real on the outline.

  11. already debated on CD a week or so ago, verdict…..fake

  12. masterochicken on December 15, 2010 - Reply

    My girlfriend and I were talking about people who have monster tattoos the other day. We’ve come to the consensus that the “M” stands for moron. Alot of guys in my town seems to get that tattoo.

  13. Totally real! Rob doesn’t joke around. Ever since Happy Star saved his life! He’s legit!

  14. Frank Lowenstein on December 15, 2010 - Reply

    Wow, now I can’t wait for the next episode of Rob Dyrdorks Fart Factory!

  15. The You Will Soon blog also covered this and are calling it out as a hoax too. I don’t really care what Rob Dyrdek gets up to, but even so, I kinda hope they’re right. Need I say more?

  16. Treacherous L. Sweetness on December 15, 2010 - Reply

    Any publicity is good publicity… as far as Monster is concerned. Dyrdek I on the other hand went ahead and made the decission for anyone who was still on the fence about this dude.

  17. Dude. Cover that tat up with a TAPOUT shirt stat!

  18. Smartest dude in skateboarding. Turns in the least amount of footage, makes the most money, and has the most fun.

  19. carvin' marvin' on December 17, 2010 - Reply

    back fat

  20. typical american sellout

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