What the Fofao?

Ten bucks delivered. Bizarro skateboard album covers are the new vintage skateboard collectable… because I say so. This thing is disturbing. Fofao is a popular (?) children’s television character, or not, I’m not sure. He’s freakish though. Large jowled pig face boy anyone? I keep staring at the cover of this thing, trying to figure out if it’s a child in the suit or a man with an oversized skateboard. Seriously, check it out.

Still not creeped out? Chew on this.


  1. You might find that prices stay reasonable as this new trend in collectibles goes unnoticed by all but the hippest of hipsters…(wink)

  2. That is Fucking weird looking !!!!

  3. dougdrill on March 5, 2010 - Reply

    face looks like phase one of a male sex change operation

  4. Just say no to hormone therapy. Yikes.

  5. Holy crap… I’m going to have nightmares about this fuckin’ scrotum cheeked freak!

  6. john aguinnaarrr! on March 5, 2010 - Reply

    that shit is creepy!!!!

  7. fofão is a guy!

  8. its a brazilian fuckarounder

    antique personage from fucking brazilian television
    weirdo un!??

  9. I’ll say NO

  10. Livmo on March 5, 2010 - Reply

    wtf was with the decapitated Fofao head in the vid?

  11. Livmo – Just a random image found while searching Fofao

  12. There is a knife under Fofao’s head.

  13. Talentlessquitter on March 5, 2010 - Reply

    Now that IS scary!Can’t look at it for a long time.I have never seen such a disturbing character in my childhood.Makes last night’s Obituary concert look like a walk in the park.(I was right at the edge of the stage;I could have touched John if I wanted to.Yes,I’m looking for a cheap excuse to say I had a great time yesterday!)

    ……..this IS frightening…..

  14. Talentlessquitter on March 5, 2010 - Reply


  15. SMITH on March 6, 2010 - Reply

    this and FOFAO. unm old character’s Brazilian programs,
    chain belonging done quite well, was released in season one doll with his image, and had a legend in it sharpens a knife. ees face is responsible for most of my nightmares in childhood. has several orkut communities sore it. type I HAVE FEAR OF FOFOAO

  16. SMITH on March 6, 2010 - Reply

    im brasilian…

  17. Shawn F on March 6, 2010 - Reply

    I didn’t know Grover could speak a foreign language? Ballface!

  18. houseofneil on March 6, 2010 - Reply

    nightmare fodder

  19. fester combs on March 6, 2010 - Reply

    i want to be that for halloween, and i want the giant skateboard

  20. Brandon on March 6, 2010 - Reply

    Has to be a 30+ year-old – He’s only wearing kneepads.

  21. It’s Bob Burnquist.

    (because he’s also from Brazil, it’s not a knock against him.)

  22. bob? duhhh fucker
    fofao don’t have a switch tricks in your pocket
    and fofao have a balls face with no dick

  23. Scrotum cheeked freak! outstanding!

  24. idahosk8gringo on March 8, 2010 - Reply

    “Fofão” loosly translates to “Big fluffy” or “big cuddly”. Wow, Brazilian children’s TV has a long tradition of weirdness. I’m sure you can find something with Xuxa and skateboarding if you look hard enough (she is much easier on the eyes than Fofão?.

  25. Paula Oliveira on March 8, 2010 - Reply

    Fofão is a fictional character in the defunct television’s brazilian Balloon Magic. Portrayed by Orival Pessini, became very popular among Brazilian children in the ’80s, he even had his own program, plus albums, dolls and various licensed products.
    [edit] History

    Fofão is an alien coming from a planet called “Fofolândia. The program magic bullet, Globo, Fofão made their first appearance in 1983. Initially, did not speak, only made sounds that were interpreted by Simony [1]. With the success of the character, which earned more space in the program, Orival Pessini created the doll Fluffy.

    Fofão was so successful that, with the end of the program overall, won his daily TV Fofão, TV Bandeirantes, which featured skits and cartoons. His program in Bandeirantes ran for three years, from 1987 to 1989. In its programming was animated cartoons, music and comic pictures. The character was also the protagonist of a feature film called Fofão and Nave Sem Rumo, 1989.

    The TV Fofão also aired on Rede Bandeirantes between 1994 and 1995. In 1996, the program had a quick passage through the TV Gazeta, when it still maintained a partnership with CNT. Orival Pessini manages the company Fofão Products and Merchandising, Ltda.

  26. curtis on March 8, 2010 - Reply

    whew…. I can sleep again, Fofao “is a fictional character”

  27. I’m brazzilian, and that THING SCARED THE PISS OUT OF ME.

    • Second that. Good riddance!
      He looks like he got testi*** for cheeks! (good thing I was too young to notice the similarities)

  28. Whoa, Fofão for the world to see. I used to watch his show when i was a kid. It had cool cartoons. And his laugh is funny, so damn loud.

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