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Sublime G Man

HouseofNeil hates the band Sublime and their skateboards. But Sublimegman doesn’t. He’s got a more than a handful and he’s been doling them out on eBay:

You seen it here first! This thing is major old school and you just couldn’t ask for a more awesome piece of “sublime” history. Just a thing of beauty……PERIOD! Do what you have to do,……beg, borrow and steal to get this baby…..Sh*t,….If you need to sell one of your organs to benefit science and your sublime collection,….so be it!!!! Scars will heal, Bro,…another chance to get one of these skate decks may not come around again! Call the “organ donor hotline” quick,…You’ve got an auction to win!! I don’t really need to promote this thing,……It sells itself….. An insanely RARE, OOP, 100 MADE, completely key “40 oz. to Freedom” skateboards… Don’t get all high and let this auction pass you by. Put this sucka under your watch list, add it to your “favorites”,…whateva….just don’t be late when the bell rings on this one!

The band had 100 of these things made and somehow this guy has at least 10 of them. Hang on, is that Diamond Dave? – Thanks to Dutch Guy for the tip.

Discussion

46 thoughts on “Sublime G Man

  1. Neils’ right.

  2. houseofneil on April 10, 2009 - Reply

    if he’s making money off of those pieces of shit, Cold War should print up a few and make some $$ too.

  3. That band sucks stupid ass addict orphaned his family. Any loser buying that shit better not show up at any session around here.

    1. Hahaha shut up tool

  4. michael on April 11, 2009 - Reply

    Sublimes alright definately not my favorited band they kinda grow on you after awhile kinda like a tumor. I absolutely would not want one of those boards though. surfing is kinda fun sometimes but I would rather skateboard. Someone should probably give “scumline g man” a beatdown with one of those sublime boards to the tune of “someones gonna get their head kicked in tonight” by the rezillos. I am just saying

  5. nweyesk8 on April 11, 2009 - Reply

    they weren’t that rare when they released where they? I remember seeing several of those in the late 90’s

  6. Willjones on April 11, 2009 - Reply

    i like sublime, especially the last cd

  7. septik kilt on April 12, 2009 - Reply

    a proper ebay fail

  8. low top con on April 12, 2009 - Reply

    somebody pepper spray this guy..

  9. Estes' Ghost on April 12, 2009 - Reply

    or smell his finger……..

  10. jakeferranti on April 12, 2009 - Reply

    AAH-KA-KA-KA-KA-YEEEAAAAAH!I DOO C-C-C-COCAAAAIIINNE AND C-C-C-C-C-CRYSTAL METH!
    fuck diamond dave thats roxo the clown.

  11. Propinas on April 14, 2009 - Reply

    This is a tool who needs to go pound sand.

  12. You guys sure cry a lot for skaters. They are collectibles you dumb asses, not riding decks. I’m sure you’d be all down if Circa Survive made 100 collectible decks. Please. I was skating my Tom Groholski deck on the infamous H.B. ramp before any of you fools were born. Do you even KNOW what Del Mar Skate Park WAS!? Sh*t!, Me & his Brother Lorne were Omar Hassan’s BABYSITTER! You talk sh*t on me, well, how about you come and back it up….. let’s see this big ass “beat down” you’re gonna bring. Would YOU put your f*cking picture up on the internet?; let alone on eBay, for all the World to rip on you? Well, I did so, you know what I look like right?
    And so, here’s my address,…
    950 N. KINGS ROAD
    LOS ANGELES, CA 90069

    You guys are completely losers & a total joke for even wasting your time to rip on a guy you don’t even know based on a marketing strategy that incidentally worked like a charm; netting me over $500.00 for each of those decks. Just because your Mommie buys you new bearings every afternoon, most people realize that you have to make money in this world. Just click on the “merchandise” tab of your favorite website down there on the left.
    Weak, pathetic, uneducated idiots.
    Come & Bring it Pussy
    GMan

    1. Skateboardingdoesntneedyou on March 20, 2011 - Reply

      GMan, you are another non skateboarding kook. Please go away. I love skateboarding so much I wish it would DIE.

    2. G,MAN is right your a bunch of pussy fags cunts with no balls eat a dick fags and lay off sublime they have done more for the world and music then any of you wanks are able to do so go back to your shit pits and fuck your selfs its all your ever mount to!! england baby!!!

      1. Static is as fucking lame as GMAN. Static isn’t even smart enough to use punctuation. We speak English & you make your own look like a bunch of retards.

      2. Amen brother

    3. Hey I was wo seeing where u found one cuz I really want to buy one

  13. I honestly just don’t get spending money on boards you cant/shouldn’t/wont skate.

  14. And cocaine is a helluva drug, Gman. I’d lay off that and the whack ass gold chains.

  15. I don’t do coke bro. Speed, or any of that shit. Thanks, keep it. And those aren’t gold chains, they are just good olde wallet hanging chains that are around my neck.
    Speaking of “laying off” things, if I were you, I’d lay off the stoopid comments. Don’t you have something else to do?

  16. And if you think that ‘sublime’ was just a fluke or some shitty band, why on EARTH do you think that someone would buy this CD for this amount of money?? Sorry HouseofNeil, you’re too cool… I forgot.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270690230071&ssPageName=STRK:MESOX:IT

    Oh!,… I’m on coke, that’s why. I forgot.

    Hey Stoopid, Brad ruled and if you don’t realize that, you need to be schooled.

    Skate and what? Oh yeah, “Annoy”….
    I’m good at that.

    1. Skateboardingdoesntneedyou on March 20, 2011 - Reply

      I bet you high fived your own hand when you wrote that gem. skateboarding doesn’t need you.

  17. Nothing scarier than a man who’s hit rock-bottom and has nothing to lose. I’d stay away from any fool posting his house address on the internet. Don’t even make eye contact.

    1. Skateboardingdoesntneedyou on March 20, 2011 - Reply

      “Brad ruled and if you don

  18. houseofneil on January 27, 2011 - Reply

    GMan, are you really that stupid? Oh yeah, you are. SOmehow you base how good a band is by how much a CD sold for? Justin Bieber sells a lot of records so he must be god to you then too I guess. You’re a douche, your skateboards look like shit and Sublime are fooking crap. End of story.

    And PS, I’d guess that most skaters reading this website regular like are all over 35, some over 45, so yu attempts to be “old school” are as laughable as your wardrobe.

  19. “Sublime” has not crossed the ocean (up to now) unless we’re talking about Janis Joplin, but I suppose this is true old school stuff …

  20. You wear wallet chains around your neck? Yeah, that make more sense. Sorry about your hair plugs bro, I’d try to get my money back. And for the record, the only sound Sublime made worth listening to was Brad’s death rattle.

    1. Just like you’re going to do p o s you couldn’t do half the s*** Sublime did you sound like a jealous f*** that probably can’t even do a kickflip. Keep saying s*** like that and someone will show up at your door and record your death rattle, bitch. Now go sit in the corner and cry.

      1. LOL, the Sublime Army will get you!

  21. You like your lame things, I’ll like mine. Just try not to post a picture of somebody and clown them when unfortunately it isn’t possible; not to mention, extremely childish. If you don’t like it, ignore it. If you wanna issue that beat down to me and my laughable wardrobe, come on over. Neil, that was ONE cd, not millions & if you want to see the likability or loyalty to the band that did & made everything DIY up until 96′, search something other than sublimegman on the internet; for instance “sublime rare”. Maybe you should investigate why a certain part of the population admired the ethos that was ‘sublime’, rather than looking like an idiot (minus the picture) coming on here & displaying blind hatred based on something you know nothing about.
    Ever wonder why the suicide rate, drug addiction & illiteracy run ramped in the skating community? I don’t.
    Don’t be a statistic, drop the loser act & go back to school man.
    Have a good life kids, you are FAR too cool for me.

    1. This paragraph is very awkwardly written. You need to state your points in a more clear and concise fashion because it comes off as being a disorganized rant. PS: The site is called “Skate and Annoy” NOT “Do you need a hug.com”

  22. JakeAndAnnoy on January 27, 2011 - Reply

    I haven’t lived in Hollywood for 6 years,but I’m pretty sure Gman’s address is actually in WEST HOLLYWOOD…near Santa Monica,which is a notorious for it’s artsy-gay community.. haha, so if yer afraid of Perez Hilton then don’t anyone dare go in that hood’!

    Giving a street address with city of L.A., when it’s really West Hollywood, is like saying “come down to Hill street,Los Angeles,when you really live in Pasadena.
    Just sayin-You shouldn’t make claim,just cuz it’s L.A COUNTY it’s ain’t L.A…..’side’s… no one is scared of Diamond Dave, homie.

  23. Fuck all you haters
    Sublime is fuckin amazing

    1. Skateboardingdoesntneedyou on March 20, 2011 - Reply

      I hate the word “haters”. And Sublime.

      1. John, Holmes on March 22, 2011 - Reply

        I hate all you fuckers. I even hate fucking… but it’s my job. Oh wait, I’m dead. Oh well, at least Sublime is too.

  24. george harris aka GMAN aka waste of many humans

    he is a thief and a liar

    this fucker has ripped off and raped sublime fans for decades….he now bootlegs his own sublime cd’s and says they are remastered gold (more like polished turds)

    he is a scar on music and skateboarding!

    he deserves the shit he gets.

    he is a washed up old saggy a hole

  25. This website is for posers on June 3, 2012 - Reply

    EVERYONE ON HERE RIPPING ON SUBLIME AND GMAN ARE FUCKIN FLOP ASS POSER PIECES OF SHIT, Gman is right, I know him too he’s a cool guy, you little kids are all fuckin slave’s to the skate industry’s fashion and advertising (ever wonder why you all wear krew pants and buy fashionable clothing?) yeah , tools, all of you, go skate your rails and stairs pussies, ill meet you in the fuckin pool and we’d see who’s a better skater. or maybe out on the ocean i would LOVE to see you even hit a 1 foot pussy wave hahaha eat shit dickbags and fuck this lame website for talking shit about something they dont know a single thing about. Real tough typing over the internet huh? does it get you all off or something? have a nice life being posers and looked down upon. PEACE OUT

    1. houseofneil on June 4, 2012 - Reply

      no, we just don’t like Sublime. It’s really that simple. They are lame. Like the Eagles of the 90s. They stole other styles and softened them up until they all sounded MOR and dulllllll. That’s it really. You wanna like ’em? Go right ahead.

  26. The Interventionist on June 25, 2012 - Reply

    seriously guys? you feel the need to rip on some dude just livin out his life in California sellin boards well maybe he doesnt like the bands you listen to but he doesnt just hop on the internet and rip on them just because maybe you KIDS should grow the fuck up ge the hell off your moms tablet and actually do what you guys constantly argue about you know … what this whole webpage is about?…..
    SKATING??

    1. mezmer on June 25, 2012 - Reply

      Seriously, The Interventionist? Do you feel the need to dig up a 3 year old post (that no one gives a shit about)and then write one of the longest rambling run-on sentences ever?

      This post & your comment are the “ANNOY” in Skate & Annoy.

    2. talentlessquitter on June 25, 2012 - Reply

      ?? I thought Dr. Phil was the Interventionist…

  27. Abegnegal on June 25, 2012 - Reply

    What inferiority complex causes a dude to rip on some Joe Bro getting by in the world just because you don’t like his style? I don’t like Sublime and I think buying collectibles is lame also, but it’s not cool to rip on people just because they’re in to those things.
    It was implied that he sells stuff illicitly; if true that hustle puts him even more on the fringes and deserves some props. Take it easy people. Even though commentary is anonymous and not going to come back to you, you’re behavior is pathetic. Do a head check and quit pissing in the guys cheerios please.

  28. Cabbagepatch on September 19, 2014 - Reply

    Growing up where the sun shines all the time I stand by my brothers who are adults. Stand down Kids. If you wanna fight, go fight ISIS.

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