Worst ramp auction

This dream can be yours

Gotta love the midwest. It’s in the middle, you know? I’m not even sure what this is supposed to be, perhaps a practice mega ramp? Or maybe it’s the next big thing in ramp transition technology that will deliver the goods where the elliptical transition fad failed. For a starting bid of a mere $799.99, you can probably own this awesome creation. Don’t believe how awesome it is? Check out the pics and auction description after the jump.

World\'s worst ramp auction

These are fully-constructed skateboard ramps! You can begin skating as soon as you get it home! Imangine the fun you can have – and the envy of your neighbors!

World\'s worst ramp auction

The BIG ramp measures 6 FOOT 6 INCHES high and 10 FEET at the top of the rail! Imagine the speed you can achieve and the tricks and stunts you can perfect! The entire setup measures nearly 30 FEET END-TO-END! The width is 8 FEET for plenty of room to show off! The landing ramp is 3 FEET high for easy on and off! This isn’t your average half pipe! You’ve gotta have it!

World\'s worst ramp auction

Save yourself a big bunch of time and effort and buy this complete. I know a fuy who built his own. It took him over a month to complete it in his spare time. The price of wood today is another factor that makes this unit scream “BUY ME!”

World\'s worst ramp auction

My son uses it from time-to-time, but not enough to keep it in our driveway. The wood on this unit is weathered but very sturdy. There is a board at the bottom of the “pipe” that probably should be replaced with a fresh 4 X 8 piece of plywood, but it seems to work as is. Also, the landing ramp could use a cross 2 X 4 for a little side-to-side stability. Again, it works as is, but if we were going to keep it I would do those 2 things.

World\'s worst ramp auction

I hauled this home on a 20 or 24 foot flat bed “car” trailer with ease. We had a skid loader on the trailer to make loading and unloading much easier. I recommend you bring one with you. If you want me to rent one, let me know ahead of time, so we can agree on the cost. You can load this in 3 sections and stack some pieces with proper tie downs. We are located about 25 miles North West of Rockford, IL, About 55 minutes South of Madison, WI, and about 2 hours North East of Davenport, IA.

Enjoy!

World\'s worst ramp auction

Well, I can’t imagine why this guy’s son doesn’t use the ramp very often. I’m not sure it screams “Buy me!” but it does scream something, that’s for sure. “This isn’t your average half pipe!” that’s for sure. It’s not even your average below average half pipe. I’m not even sure it qualifies as a half pipe at all. If you wan to be the envy of your neighbors, check out the auction while it lasts.

Discussion

170 thoughts on “This dream can be yours

  1. Looks like their son went away to college in 1978 and it’s been in their driveway ever since.

  2. Thanks for bringing this to everyone’s attention, jerks. Now the bidding is going to go crazy. I need this freaking ramp.

  3. Awesome halfpike

  4. milo janus on December 4, 2008 - Reply

    If you look at it as a bank with an approach ramp, its not nearly as bad. Great option if you don’t have a paved driveway or street. Put a parking block on the edge of it, you’re set… if you don’t fall through the rotting flat bottom.

    I dunno… after reading this guy’s description and sales pitch, I guess I’m looking for ways to not feel so bad for him. Then again, you can’t get much sympathy while asking 800 bucks for this thing.

  5. I wanna let you all know first that while I could have fun on that “ditch ramp” I too am a fuy who built his own ramp and mine is way cooler and I will sell it for ALOT less but it will cost you alot more to pick it up and move it

  6. Wow! An honest to god 17th century half-pipe. Pilgrams killed this thing.

  7. sutherlin mike on December 4, 2008 - Reply

    wow! they should bring that to skatopia then light it on fire or blow it up.

  8. Estes' Ghost on December 4, 2008 - Reply

    Viva La Bam should host a jam there with Tony Hawk and Steve Steadham.

  9. Looks like a typical Red State ramp….I imagine that is similar to what American cars look like to savvy car buyers – no wonder Big 3 are toast………

  10. houseofneil on December 5, 2008 - Reply

    dude, illinois is a blue state and proud of it!!

  11. houseofneil on December 5, 2008 - Reply

    of course, the ramp might have been constructed in a red state and dragged over the border!

  12. “Crummy driveway ramps, for $200, Alex.”

  13. Is that DaddyYo’s ramp?

  14. Underneath the landing ramp would make a sweet chicken coop.

  15. Wow, what a pack of brave little boys to make fun of some Dad who did what he could to support his kid’s sport of choice.

    See if you can find some special needs kid on a skateboard to make fun of next.

  16. Dammit Thor…

    -shuffles off to punch a toddler-

  17. Ryan Heckler on December 5, 2008 - Reply

    daddyyo, you assume it was a dad that made it, why couldn’t it have been the mom that made it or the kids themselves,As a matter of fact I built that exact ramp when I was about 11, in my defense I had never seen a skatemagazine or video and didn’t know what a half-pipe really was, or is this another look into the psychology of daddyyo, why do for myself what others will do for me. I guess next we should quit ragging on department store boards cause obviously the company did what they could to support the skateboarding movement.

  18. Ryan Heckler on December 5, 2008 - Reply

    DaddyYo Says: “See if you can find some special needs kid on a skateboard to make fun of next.” umm, aren’t we already making fun of you?

  19. Estes' Ghost on December 5, 2008 - Reply

    DaddyYo- You have an issue- Need a tissue?

  20. Nik.. please don’t take me stirring the pot out on some poor toddler. On an earlier post DaddyYo said he was a skateboarder (of sorts) and I would classify this as a skateboard ramp (of sorts). I just naturally assumed it was his.

  21. I’ll try to find an obnoxious one… promise…

  22. thor – okay. If you are a skateboarder I am not becuase I am nothing like you. You are a typical Rad Boy skateboarder club boy kiss ass.

  23. Daddy Oh said: Wow, what a pack of brave little boys to make fun of some Dad who did what he could to support his kid

  24. Awesome!

  25. i want a backyard ramp. not this one though.

  26. “radam Says: Or do you support that type of corruption?”

    Corruption? What is “corrupt” about asking too much money for a rotting skate ramp?

    Get a dictionary and use it before your try to sound profound.

  27. Lick my balls architect fag.

  28. “Concretin Nik Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    -yawn-“

    Here is an example of someone who wants to be known so badly he posts all over the interweb. Be sure to laugh at the sad little memorial to his dead puppy, his doe eyed pants pooping Tony Hawk cock sucking and the cry baby attacks on the neigborhood kids for hitting a baseball through his window.

    “You gets get out of my yard”

    http://concretins.blogspot.com/

  29. Concretins will make ya famous. For real.

    Nice try using Duncan as bait, but his turds are better than you…

    What’s a “get” and why is it in your yard?

    They’ve all seen the blog. I ain’t new here.

    I mean… –yawn-

  30. Oh, and stop stalking me.

  31. “Concretin Nik Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    Oh, and stop stalking me.”

    How do you stalk someone who has a web log? It’s not private. You post all the personal crap about your life for the entire interweb to see.

    You are nobody.

  32. Making fun of someone’s dead dog is pretty low. Way to rise above.

  33. “Kilwag Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    Making fun of someone

  34. jakeferranti on December 5, 2008 - Reply

    i checked out the concretin blog yesterday and i had no clue nik chilled w/OMA and alot of the same homies-its a small word and you got a cool thing going nik-yeah sorry about your dog, man its pretty normal and humane to grow attached to and care about an animal almost like a human being as a companion. its hard to deal w/the loss as well. its pretty calloused to hit someone below the belt on any loss like that,if only for the sake of antagonizing.

    lets see a show of “yay’s”/”nay’s” for those who share the opinion that concretins is lame….

  35. What about poking fun at someone’s special needs dog? Like in “One Crazy Summer” when those little girls were making fun of George’s sister’s dog with the cone around it’s neck. They were all like “Dog from Mars na na na” and making faces and then George’s sister walked up behind them and slapped them on the back and their faces stuck.
    Ironical indeed.

  36. Yay – Concretins is lame.

    I agree that it is easy to be attached to a dog. But to post some smaltsey crap on a web site when your dog dies is just a sad attempt for attention.

    To expose any detail about your life on the web is just stupid.

    To lay out your entire life on a blog is just idiotic and seems like an attempt to use the the internet to make your inconsequencial life somehow more meaningful.

    I understand that kids who are neglected by their parents ride skateboards to be a part of a group where they feel like they belong. But really, wouldn’t you think that an adult would give it up when they grew up and had a family of thier own.

    Some people just can’t move on I guess.

  37. Daddy, oh said: I understand that kids who are neglected by their parents ride skateboards to be a part of a group where they feel like they belong

    Would that be anything like you injecting yourself into online communities when you are apparently not welcome?

  38. skaterdave on December 5, 2008 - Reply

    Whoa, DaddyYo… you really don’t understand at all -“I understand that kids who are neglected by their parents ride skateboards to be a part of a group where they feel like they belong. But really, wouldn

  39. DaddyYo says, “Some people just can

  40. leave daddyyo alone! on December 5, 2008 - Reply

    “To expose any detail about your life on the web is just stupid.”

    heh,heh ok.

    guess you forgot about the links above exposing that you have done that more than once, between being obnoxious and starting fights all over the web with complete strangers.

    i think alot of people all over now know that you are in your 50’s w/kids, and what skatepark(s) you go to.

    you act like a 12 year old with emotional problems so this keeps rollercoastering from surreal and amusing to sad/disturbing. do you have someting to accomplish?prove?

    “and some people just cant move on i guess”

    that was literally laughable to me.

    you have no integrity, and man, you are certainly you’re own worst enemy. but plz,continue to put us “punks” in our our place..you’ve shown us. im sure you’ve made alot of friends everywhere, FTW right?

  41. Thanks Jake. ‘Preciate it. ‘Tis all good.

    And I did poop a lil’ when I met Tony.

    The blog is not my entire life. And it does make my inconsequencial life more meaningful to ME. (The most important person in my life.) The blog is for me and my friends, for our communication and expression. It wouldn’t matter if no one else were to read it, but I’m glad they do. Got a traffic bump anyway.

    So we’re supposed to believe your strap-on board is more acceptable as an adult than our skateboards? You’re right… some people just can’t move on. You’re becoming more like us every session. That must really suck for you.

    Mikey, pay attention now… I AM nobody. Call me arrogant, call me an asshole. I really don’t care. But no matter what you do, I’ll always be better than you. (not a difficult feat by any stretch of the imagination, but true nonetheless)

  42. “Dan Hughes Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    DaddyYo says,

  43. So ironical.

  44. Concretin Nik Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

  45. It gets even more ironical!

  46. Son? HA! That’s cute. My dad’s crazy long ear hairs are more of a man than you’ll ever be. And have you picked on me? I hadn’t really noticed.

    I HAVE met you Mikey. TWICE. I have seen you “skate” on your mountain board with skate wheels, and yes, foot straps are straps.

    Who are the actors in your lil’ play?

    I certainly can’t be the legend, nor the punk, because you said I am nobody. (I agree even.) Cretins already have a reputation. And you certainly have never and shall never smack me down. Lil’ girls dig me (well, not so much the toddlers lately), and all of your virtual punches have been absolute misses. Ya got nothin’.

    I ain’t tough. I’m certainly not embarassed. Hell, I’m nobody. I truly appreciate those whom you say think I’m somebody(those are called friends), and I don’t care what you think. I’m just better than you. GD that must really suck for you.

  47. Nik, your post was not nearly ironical enough! It’s DaddyYo’s turn to soar!

  48. Oh, sorry. Forgot to mention that this was, by far, the best ‘Lunch With SnA’ ever. Thanks to all who participated.

  49. Daddy Yo on December 5, 2008 - Reply

    I, on the other hand,am somebody. I mean when i use my other hand it feels like some-buddy. The stranger is what I like to call it. I get into meaningful and perfectly normal discussions when I sometimes go on the web. But not that much. Cause Im usually on my rollerboard setting new trends to the beat of my own drum and incurring lifelong friends. im pretty unique and so alot of people want to listen to me and try to be my friend but, y’know I have to weed out the negative ones who will just keep me from moving foward,like the lot of you punks. But I cant waste my time in dumb arguements, Ive got kids that need me-“hold on Mikey jr., daddy is doing something important”- anyway, i may not be your average liberal skater but conservative beliefs are original and not statements i find off other forums and regurgitate verbatum. in essence i lead my own way, deal with others rightously and put my priorities in a responsible order. think what you want. “whats that?” “no not you, you lowley rentboy-SHUT UP”! “I DONT CARE IF YOU HAVE A NAME-TO ME YOUR NAME IS DEAD MALE PROSTITUTE IN MY BASEMENT #112”!!!!
    Anyway, carry on.

  50. Estes' Ghost on December 5, 2008 - Reply

    Is Daddy Yo- Paris Hilton? Such Rich-girl whining going on. I’d hate to get run over by a Mtn Board with foot straps by a transvestite with road rage. Adding a strong dose of “Annoy’ your way PantyHo!

  51. “Concretin Nik Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    Son? HA! That

  52. “Mac Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    Oh, sorry. Forgot to mention that this was, by far, the best

  53. I mean, a child-th’s th-sport (of sorth-s).

    DaddyYo: one

    Entire world: thzero!

  54. Daddy oooh says: Put the lotion in the basket!

  55. Thath-ts not what I th-said you ignoramuth-s!

    I th-said it puths the lotion on iths th-skin or
    eth-se it geths the hoth-se again! sssss-sthupid.

  56. DocMurdock on December 5, 2008 - Reply

    are we still talking about the crumbly mega ramp?

  57. Whatever you need to tell yourself MicMac. And it’s not your board that makes you less than me. It never has been.

    Oh, I mean… -yawn-

    Sorry Kilwag.

  58. Prickly Pete on December 5, 2008 - Reply

    This is where the so-called Legend steps in…

    DaddyYo, I just want to touch on something you brought up earlier. Did you say Barack is not black? Is that some put-down on blacks, Barack or do you want him to act more “black”?
    Are you deciding who is black and who aint?

  59. YES-TH! I AM!

    Barack is-th not black enough,for Christ-th th-sake he doethn’t even pass-th the paper bag tets-th!
    I deth-ide not you,ME!

    And yes-th I want him to be more black s-tho I can imagine s-thome tan lines-th on his bum when I
    s-thpank it.

    I’d like to “touch on” s-thomthing you “brought up” , right now…

  60. you alright dude?

  61. Yesth I am, why do as-thk?

    If ith my lispth you are refering to, I have to put in my retainer at night.

  62. daddyyo must be enemy combatant’s midget twin brother. eric t. midget? tomax? xamot?

  63. hi daddy O i need to buy your ramp. do you ship to brasil ? i want to train for next x games mega ramp.

  64. enemy combatant on December 6, 2008 - Reply

    Anyone who hates children and dogs can’t be all bad!

  65. Zed-word on December 7, 2008 - Reply

    How does Daddyyo fit into God’s Plan for us?

  66. Prickly Pete Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    This is where the so-called Legend steps in

  67. A new work day starts and DaddyYo begins the baiting…

  68. “chompy Says:
    December 8th, 2008 at 10:01 am
    A new work day starts and DaddyYo begins the baiting

  69. two people were shot on this day: 1)John Lennon, and 2)the guy sitting in front of daddyyo at the gay porn theater.

  70. Ryan Heckler on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    I can believe the second one, but John Lennon was shot years ago, not today…..

  71. enemy combatant on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    DaddyYo wrote:
    “Thomas Jefferson had one parent from another country.”

    That is not a particularly informative answer to the question about dead dogs riding rollerboards with foot straps.

    Please clarify.

  72. “enemy combatant Says:
    That is not a particularly informative answer to the question about dead dogs riding rollerboards with foot straps.

    Please clarify.”

    Sounds like a stupid question that I would ignore as I do most of your posts.

  73. enemy combatant on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    “Sounds like a stupid question that I would ignore”

    It wasn’t a question. And the correct answer is:
    “Sarah Palin was not born in the Canal Zone.”

    So there, Mr. Smartypants!

  74. DaddyNoMeansNo on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    yeah EC, see how he ignored it by not responding?
    oh, wait…

  75. I bet if Kilwag did an IP trace to Michael Poindexters workplace and sent a nice little email to “abuse@” with some of the reasons he sits on the computer all day harassing people he’d not be around any more….

    PS: if you don’t get the hint, beat it.

  76. Just don’t respond to his comments. He thrives on arguing and seeing his name online.

    I’m not a big fan of banning people. Even Enemy Combatant can contribute positively!

  77. “bobcat Says:
    December 8th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
    I bet if Kilwag did an IP trace to Michael Poindexters workplace and sent a nice little email to

  78. “Kilwag Says:
    December 8th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    Just don

  79. Abegnegal on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    Daddy Yo, if you don’t even skateboard then what’s your infatuation with a skateboard site.

  80. -yawn- same bs different site

  81. “Concretin Nik Says:
    December 8th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    -yawn- same bs different site”

    True. You never have anything new to say.

  82. fa-la-la-la-la.... on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    per daddyyo:

    civil=insulting(and yes insulting people in your responses counts as insulting)

    using a alias screen name is childish,
    using your real last name is an attempt at fame(ie; randy kilwag)

    bringing up personal politics,arrogance and abrasiveness= discussion/productive discourse

    got it.

    anyone else here have pride in ongoing problems such as:

    needing/requesting a police escort to their skateparks?

    being banned off local/national skateboarding forums as a result of their repetative, negative conduct?

    being a pariah in any communities,online or otherwise for their conduct in public social interactions?

    its not everyone else, its you. you are negative, its breeds more negativity. you’re pissed off,at everything,and you are pissing off others. thats it. there’s no spin to it. no debate, either consider taking something positive from this experience and make some changes or dont, and this crap can be the legacy you leave to your loved ones.

  83. DaddyYo Says: “True. I never have anything new to say.”

    We know.

    1. fa-la-la-la-la…. Says:
      December 8th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
      I never insult anyone who doesn
  84. again for those who didn’t know that a shit-leopard can’t change his shit-spots…..

    here

  85. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you people on this site what kind of dick Bobcat shows himself to be.

    Looks back here on this site to remind yourselves;

    http://skateandannoy.com/2008/09/05/gresham-skatepark-rfp/

  86. la-la-la-laaaaa on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    “i never insult anyone who doent insult me first”
    ah, the “they started it” defense most of our parents broke us of by the time we were 10,great.
    its pointless to argue w/you as accuracy and logic are things that dont apply to you.
    you know full well you’ve been pissy and insulting from the start, thats why you garnered so many negative responses, not to mention some are familiar with you from prior encounters and have good reason to dislike you.

    but good to see you understood my point. sheesh…

    personally,i can be very contrary often,as well.
    ive never needed or requested the police to escort me anywhere because of it. but that sounds like a great existence, i can see why you’re so stoked on life.

    the name of the site is skate and annoy.
    so dont ignore the first two words in that title.
    i can just imagine you countering my words with whatever retort you are cookin’ up in that big brain of yours though but dont worry this will be the last of unwanted advice/truth i hand out. i can’t keep suggesting logic to someone who would just assume argue with his own echo if there were noone else. good luck, be safe.

  87. Abegnegal on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    Hey that’s cool you ride what you like to ride all the time. I was checking out all this hoopla and dude Daddy Yo, chill man.

  88. “Abegnegal Says:
    December 8th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    Hey that

  89. Daddy-Ohhh says: PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET.

  90. Abegnegal on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    Whoa, you’d bring the fricking pigs to Burnside to baby sit you? That is weak. If you can’t handle Burnside by yourself then maybe it’s best not to hang around that scene. Just go early in the morning when no ones around.
    When the heavies show up then realize your place in the hierarchy. Skateboarders have to pay their dues too dude.

  91. jakeferranti on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    nah,you dont understand Abegnegal. its only burnside,or. everywhere else he is respected and feared. burnside thats like kryptonite to him because of all the pussy liberals plotting to ambush him.
    plus, what’s uncool about having your tax dollars pay for some cop to chapparone him to our local park he has intentionally made himself severely unwelcome at?
    thats rad, talk shit to everyone, then cry victim to the cops. start a riot, then testify as a witness. tre cool.

  92. jakeferranti on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    besides,all he has to do is explain to the locals that they have a problem with his alter ego,not him.
    problem solved.

  93. You see, DY does not really exist. He only exists on this interwebby thingy. He frightens Michael so much, that Michael fears for his safety, as he should. Because until the world is free from Michael, it shall never be free from DY. The reckoning that DY will one day receive, Michael will indeed be the victim. The world wants to be rid of DY. The world deserves to be rid of him. Someday, it shall be. When I hear the news, no matter where I am or what I am doing, I shall stop and clap in celebration for the world. Until then… I’ll enjoy the simplicity of truth that he is beneath us all. I shall always look down upon him as a simpleton who can’t understand and he shall forever deny his insignificance to this world, especially skateboarding. I am nobody, for sure. But he is nothing, he doesn’t even exist.

  94. Will Jones on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    daddyyo i really dont believe you skate that much

    it looks like you’ve made about one comment here every hour, doesnt leave much time to head down to the skatepark and skate, you must not leave the computer very much, wadda bout work

    did you not have to work today? did you ask off so you could be a douchebag online? do you still live with your mom?

  95. Abegnegal on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    Uh, that’s babysitting dude. You don’t know squat about etiquette then. I’ve said all I have to say. I tried.

  96. Nik –

    You are right. DaddyYo is a figment of the internet.

    As you remember, you visited my skatepark. Did I give you any shit while you were there? No. Why because you didn

  97. Abegnegal on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you.

  98. BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL! MP wait till next year to come, as I can only afford to pay my lawyer for one rap at a time and I already fucked somebody up this year.

  99. Estes' Ghost on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    WhiningHo doesn’t skate. He’s a classic wanna-be_ he wants to be in a city like Portland, but he can’t. And if he’s already alerting the Portland Police that “he’s receiving threats” well we can just print out what he’s wrote too and show his constant battering back and the ego boosts he gets………no DA in the world would hold that up in court.

    Ever since he found S&A, he’s been camped here getting off……he loves the replies- he’s so excited to see another post that he’s got his hands on his own penis gripping it with glee.

    What a dipshit to even say anything negative about Bobcat. Obviously he won’t make it Marginal Way or the Butter Bowl…….so Puget Sound, your safe- this dipshit wants to come to Portland with armed forces to skate B-side. What a waste of human life this guy is………….wish he would focus on feeding the homeless.

    Yeah dude- Show up, I dare you to write DaddyYo on your Flowboard/Snakeboard whatever you seem to associate yourself as a skater (Which your not!) And yeah, show up to anyone of the area skateparks- you’ll be welcomed. Your such a bro……….the raddest bro ever and we need you man…….we can’t live without you. Fuck off.

  100. “Abegnegal Says:
    December 8th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    I

  101. “Carl Says:
    December 8th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL! MP wait till next year to come, as I can only afford to pay my lawyer for one rap at a time and I already fucked somebody up this year.”

    Excellent. Would you like to provide a verifiable name and address or put me in touch with your parole/probation officer?

  102. Damn dude are you just hitting refresh constantly?

  103. “Estes’ Ghost Says:
    December 8th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    WhiningHo doesn

  104. Prickly Pete on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    The bidding ended with no bids. Daytonaspeedster is now selling a used baseball bat for $200. Anyone wanna talk about that?

  105. You didn’t give me shit in person, because you, DY, were not there(and can’t be), and the police were not there. Michael was there, and he knows that giving shit in person is dangerous, particularly without police presence. You’ll never say shit to anyone in person, neither will Michael. You know better.

  106. jakeferranti on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    im really sorry he is actually someone’s father,thats fuct up.

    50 something and he cant even cash the checks his mouth writes or back up what he starts.

    guess no one taught him how to be a man or defend himself, that explains the online wannabe-bully persona. at the end of the day we will support the scene and now our places here and he will go to his room and sock up all his stuffed animals in a big hissyfit. teddy ruxpin wont have shit to say

  107. Micheal, are you currently living in Antioch?

  108. Born Feb 1955?

  109. Maybe Sep 1959?

  110. 4811 MERRILL LN ? Am I close?

  111. jakeferranti on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    nah, i definitely think you should stop by in person, Carl. email is so distant. im sure he has alot to say to you in person.

  112. Will Jones on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    dude i thought you left to skate?

  113. I dont skate, I flow

  114. Will Jones on December 8, 2008 - Reply

    oh, then why are you here, go away

    isnt there a flowandannoy.com? you should start that website dude, and you can see how many people really like you and your hobbie, they’ll all stop by and get in arguments with you

  115. “This dream can be yours”
    More like a nightmare.

  116. Estes' Ghost on December 9, 2008 - Reply

    DaddyBlows Wrote “Ahh, this is what makes my efforts all worthwhile. I love to see some goofy old guy who never grew up still trying to act like a school yard punk.

    Priceless!

    Going to not-skate skate now.”

    If you put this much effort into skating then you would be an X-Gaymes Bronze medalist. Thanks for the nice words. I appreciate it. Again- Fuck off.

  117. Zed-word on December 9, 2008 - Reply

    Prickly Pete, you said a used baseball bat for $200. Sounds kind of steep, I am sure I could find something I’d enjoy busting up with that bat. I have only two questions:

    1)Is this bat aluminum or wood?
    2) Is it durable?

    I’d prefer aluminum. It must be durable for what I plan on using it for. I have a feeling that this problem won’t go away with just one swing….

  118. jakeferranti on December 9, 2008 - Reply

    I looked into what Bobcat said awhile back about tracing the IP address to DY’s workplace and that alone is not unlawful. i also asked the attorney in the office next door to mine whats up and he suggested it would be completely within the law to trace the IP and look up the listing for his employer to notify them how he is managing his time.

    Or even get his employer’s public email and email some of the threads over that show him spending his entire day acting like a grotesque 10 year old brat.
    anyone can sue anyone for anything.
    successfully obtaining a judgement or court order is a different storey.

  119. Just don’t look. Just don’t look.

  120. So… you think he’ll lower the price since no one bought it?

  121. “Brent Says:
    December 9th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    So

  122. The $800 ramp that was the subject of this post.

  123. DaddyY0O on December 9, 2008 - Reply

    I’m sorry for being a real pain in the ass lately, guys. I recently had a sex change operation and the medication has had me a bit loopy. I’ll stop talking out of my ass soon…then I’ll be talking out of my newly fashioned extra-blubbery vagina!

    My mother used to dress me up like a little girl and make me douche her with blue cheese dressing. After years of thinking that was normal, I guess the idea of being a woman became appealing to me. Skating has always been the one thing to make me feel masculine, until the guys at the park tied me up and sodomized me with my long board straps.

    Please send all get well cards to me:

    4811 Merrill Lane
    Nashville, TN 37211

    By the way, I’m having a Christmas Party next Saturday at my place. You’re all invited. Tally hoooo!

  124. oldskankr on December 10, 2008 - Reply

    what a bunch of poo flingers!!!

  125. It isn’t illegal to try to sell such useless shit? They could package this thing for the dollar store and I still wouldn’t give it a second glance… then again, i think my first freeformer came from the dollar store…

  126. Why does Burnside always get the short end of the stick in these interweb battles.

    Beat it kooks… and ‘no texting at the park’ is all you have to remember.

    Fuckin police escort shit every time. come on. dumbass. What are gunna do next? bring your soon to be gay ass kids there in the middle of a session and tell everybody to stop skating so you can take pictures of them belly boarding the twinkie?

  127. enemy combatant on December 11, 2008 - Reply

    DaddyYo said:

    “No, I would bring the Police to Burnside to arrest anyone who attempted to assault me.”

    The word “police” is not a proper noun and hence is not capitalized when it appears in the middle of a sentence. Your doing so not only shows your lack of education but also indicates your over-reverence for authority and exposes your fascist mindset.

  128. Well damn that one blew me away.

  129. Wow, enemy combatant has multiple careers as an editor and a psychologist.

  130. Michy Bwoy – no it is not illegal to sell worthless shit.

    Obama sold an entire nation his worthless shit and he became President.

  131. DaddyYo, you made a typo. You misplelled the word BUSH in that last sentence.

  132. Baldy – no I didn’t. Bush gave us the best economy we have ever had. It lasted until the liberals took over Congress.

    Bush also kept us from being attacked by terroist for eight years.

    Now Obama has brought back the same Clinton administration that is responsible for the breakdown of the national economy and the attacks of 9/11.

    Let’s hear how proud you are for voting for Obama when you are starving and dodging car bombs.

  133. My magic rock is what kept the terrorists away for eight years. You are already blaming Obama? He isn’t even president yet smart guy.

  134. Chompy – no Obama is not yet President but he has appointed his cabinet. They are all Clinton adminstration holdovers.

    Slick Willy got us into this economic mess and now Obama is bringing the Clinton team back to fuck it up some more.

    Slick Willy wouldn’t fight the terrorists and now Obama Clinton Jr. is bringing the Clinton team back to put us in more danger.

    Is that “change” you can believe in?

  135. daddy yo. zero. point. zero. you’re out! expelled! finished at sna!

  136. The Clinton years… a good economy, constitutional rights still intact, no torture, checks and balances still intact, no wars under false pretense…

    Good times!

  137. Baldy

  138. enemy combatant on December 11, 2008 - Reply

    These falsehoods are ludicrous. The savings and loan crisis occured in the 1980’s under Reagan and led to the 1990-91 RECESSION during GHW Bush’s presidency.

    Spending was out of control under Bush and he raised taxes!

    The Republicans and Newt didn’t take control of congress until the THIRD year of Clinton’s presidency.

    The budget was in fact in balance at the end of the Clinton presidency.

    Hello!!! We haven’t won the war in Afghanistan. We have never had the country under control.

    The constitution is even further in tatters.

    We routinely kidnap and torture people all over the world.

    We invaded a sovereign nation (Iraq) unprovoked and under false pretenses and now we have Republican SOCIALISM for the rich bankers and not even a decent healthcare system for the people despite a 3 trillion dollar a year federal budget.

    You are not just an asshole who doesn’t know WTF he is talking about DaddyYo, you are a lying, motherfucking, asshole.

  139. mister-eeee on December 11, 2008 - Reply

    my respect for E.C has skyrocketed.(from nothing to something that is)essentially, daddyyo has accomplished
    something positive. he’s reminded us who really belong here and who doesnt.

    E.C may be an abrasive S.O.B but, he is a GENUINE abrasive S.O.B who stands on his laurels and defends his side with coherent points that involve citing facts. rather than simply saying any outrageous thing to stay locked in and/or escalate an arguement.

    The thing is, the issue with daddyyo’s desperation to rant his rheotric isnt only that some differ. there are conservative points of view on here as well,E.C has shared some,so has Paige,Solboy and Hateboard to name a few.

    rather, its how obvious it is that he doesnt believe what he says. “outlaw liberalism”- absurdly facist

    Obama fleeing to “keya”-sure he meant “Kenya”,which is to say “go back to africa”-a racial taunt i havent heard since elementry school, even most children know better.

    so begs the question; wtf is wrong with daddyyo?

    why does he spend his days on forums opposite his interest to start pointless, heated arguments with strangers(he loves the daily show forum,wonder if he is a viewer)? whats missing in his life? sounds like he’s married w/kids..is his personal life so unsatiating that it would explain his wierd penchant for trolling? at this point that is the only thing holding my attention here, well that and to see if he goes away. reminds me of thay guy in the southpark WOW episode. damn i watch alot of t.v…gotta go judge judy is on..

  140. EC –

    Carter caused the S&L crisis just like Clinton caused the current financial crisis.

    Clinton balanaced the budget because he was required to under the Contract with America legislation. He did it by cutting the military and not fighting a war that was being waged against us.

    Yes we won in Afganistan. Is the Taliban still there?

    The Constitution is intact and no weaker than before 9/11.

    Where is your proof of kidnapping anyone? Some movie you saw?

    We invaded Iraq because they violated the terms of their surrender after we kicked their asses in the first Gulf War.

    We have a socialist economic system now because the government owns the banking system after the “bailout”. We had to bail out the banks because Clinton expanded the Carter Administration’s CRA to cover no-down-payment, sub-prime loans to unqualified borrowers to buy “affordable” homes.

    Community organizations, like the one Obama ran, had the authority to make banks make bad loans before the bank could expand services. The CRA promised that the federal government would pay the loss if the loans were defaulted.

    We had to pay the losses because Clinton said we would.

    Frannie and Freddie bought the bad loans, repackaged them and sold them. The bad “paper” spread thorughout the financial industry and the world and here we are.

    We have the best healthcare system in the world. I’m sure you want a healthcare system that models our public school system. You want to pay for a government controlled healthcare system for the underclass (that was created by and is sustained by liberals) and then pay for private healthcare because the public one will not be worth shit.

    You are a grunty doo-doo head.

  141. Mister-ee

    It is imposible to make racisl taunts toward Obama because he is not black.

  142. Taliban(afganistan chapter) on December 11, 2008 - Reply

    yes we are still here.ba-lalalalalalalalala!(gunfire in backround)

  143. mister-eeee on December 11, 2008 - Reply

    oh, ok. thats a pretty sound argument. you should test it out though. i suggest jaunting out to new orleans and racially taunting males of mixed african american heritage it may sound risky but it isnt. cause,you know, they arent black. so its not racism, just explain it that way.

  144. Daddy Yo or is it? on December 11, 2008 - Reply

    Wow Daddy Yo is a deuch. G H W Bush lost re-election to Clinton because of the Failed Reagan Economy. The GOP instated the Federally owned bank in 1913 and demolished the Gold Standard in the 30’s. Wars won are wars where we either make the people living in the country American Citizens or leave. Neither has happened, that’s a strike against victory in Iraq and Afghanistan. The Taliban is still a problem all over the world, and the Bush’s are terrorists. I’m getting the Ge(schwastica)rge Bush board just to hang on my wall. You should invest to because of his proper execution of Nazi tactics. HAHAHAHA

  145. Daddy Yo or isn’t – you are so stupid there is no reason to reply.

    So far the dumbest thing I have ever read on a skateboard forum, “Wars won are wars where we either make the people living in the country American Citizens or leave.”

    And I’ve been on a lot of forums.

  146. Mister-eee

    Obama is a honkey cracker.

  147. jakeferranti on December 12, 2008 - Reply

    “Daddy Yo or isnt-you are so stupid there is no reason to reply”-

    HA! Well, you showed him..by replying right?

    again, i urge you to say that to someone of mixed race that you dont know,in person. im sure it would prove your point.we would all like to see that.

  148. Mister-eeee – i suggest jaunting out to new orleans and racially taunting males of mixed african american heritage it may sound risky but it isnt.

    I would just start the fight and call the police to finish my argument for me.

  149. jakeferranti on December 12, 2008 - Reply

    oh, well thats true. you are a hysterical little bitch.

  150. this ramp deserves to beat out pier park or any other Portland park as far as comments go in skate and annoy. if it were in a three county radius of me I would try to get it for free and incorporate it into my weirdo ramp

  151. ooops I mean gabriel park. that is like the street pier park.

  152. HELLO! ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION???

    Before you submit this, are you Daddy Yo?

    ARE YOU RESPONDING TO A COMMENT BY DADDY YO?

    If you answered yes to either of these questions, please consider NOT submitting your comment!

    ok, guys… when you have to do this, its time for a fucking ban. daddyo is a plague. he will drag this site down as far as he can. it’s what he does. he can’t be accepted, so he does whatever he can to destroy. if you want every post here to degrade into a mess like this, by all means, keep him around.

    if you want skate and annoy to be good again, get rid of the yo.

    i’m really not too interested in your site if i have to sift through a bunch of daddy yo’s bitter bullshit, and i’m sure i’m not alone in that.

  153. this ramp looks really fun to do a sweeper on. if it were my ramp I would do a sweeper on it and have a beer and put some new plys on it and make a club house where I could smoke in under the deck and I would wear a mesh trucker thrasher cap….but seriously… I am paying attention I am not daddyyo, but I think it is really cool that he has spent a good deal of time and energy preaching to people he will never convert, and it’s cool because think of all that time he could have been writing stuff to more impressionable crowds. and actually doing some harm.
    skate and annoy is not dragged down by the comments of the peanut gallery (myself included) I have enjoyed the comments more with “DY” . and sorry to say have posted more comments because of him.
    maybe to make it easy on everyone, since there has been a call for contributors for S&A, you could isolate all the daddyo stuff into one section, or even a blog or what ever. it was cool that he had his own post. the next one should focus on technical gear etc. and no one has to read it. or some people could make it there mission to get the conflict going.
    I did run across the daddyo thread in a bathroom recently and I thought it was hypocrytical of him to be doing graffiti. and this was just before the birdcan Childress thing, anyways he was blaming liberals for the price of gas and how we would all have to ride bikes soon, I was lucky I had a sharpie. I did not even mention skating.
    skate and annoy is not lame because of yo bro, it’s lame because no one has posted a new annoying kid of the month in a long time. it’s also lame because when I put in daddy yo in the search box nothing comes up. what is up with that? give the guy his own space to keep the annoy part of S&A going
    also, if that really is daddy yo’s board than he does need a strap to catch that much air!! those trucks are heavy! I’m sure they are as loose as a goose, or why would you ride them?

  154. sutherlin MC on December 20, 2008 - Reply

    bailgun you are right. I am not saying I will try but I will try to try. Who’s daddyo?

  155. wow!
    that one guy is seriously insane. I am not even joking or trying to be mean spirited I read the links bobcat posted and I am seriously blown away. It definately sounds like there is a future ted kacznski out there. Every one of his posts is beginning to sound more and more unbalanced and full of conspiracy theories. I definately see a rubber room in his future.

  156. Mister-eee,

    I think I found your web site.

    http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/index.html

  157. DY just fuck off man! this is a skateboarding website not a fuckin’ ethical/political fight! Yeah we know that ‘u failed in ‘ur younger years and weren’t able to get the right gf and become president like ‘ur daddy asked u too and u have major depression but don’t try to blame all ur fucking failures on us. We still have a chance to become something unlike u, u fucking LOSER!

  158. Zed-word on January 26, 2009 - Reply

    Becks is apparently a little behind the times. Welcome to SnA buddy!

  159. pretty good and easy design. would be nicer if the wood wasnt rotting away.

    I love how a couple of people can completely hijack a comment thread about some skate ramp some one is trying to sell and have a totally pointless conversation that drags on for close to 2 months. this pointless crap just amazes me.

  160. gth nbl on April 8, 2009 - Reply

    Pointless?!! Yer butt is pointless! I’ll kick all yer asses! (Sorry, just kidding 🙂 )

  161. that ramp is a fucking gay a hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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