Ryan Sheckler tours with Winger

Yes, I paid $2.99 to make fun of Ryan Sheckler, so who is the bigger loser? Me, by most standards. Sheckler makes no less than two appearances in the February 2008 issue of Seventeen Magazine, and they’ve even got an online extra.

Ryan Sheckler in Seventeen Magazine

Coming in at #3 in the list of guys that make Seventeen readers moist. I wonder if he cried again when he didn’t make first place. Click to enlarge.

Do you, the most likely over 25 year old male reader of Skate and Annoy have what it takes to be Ryan Sheckler’s girlfriend? Get a leg up by reading what makes Ryan moist.

Speaking of moist. Searching the web for girls and Seventeen doesn’t quite bring up the Seventeen Magazine web site. Apparently there some sort of “club” for seventeen year old Dutch girls. They call it “Club Seventeen” but I’m guessing they are at least 18 when the membership photos are taken – (Records on file.) Back in the USA, Seventeen Magazine has special online additions for info on how to get into Ryan’s pants.