O Face, bad kind

Oboard

“Revolutionary skateboard breaks all the rules! The OBOARD!”

The OBoard, as in “Oh crap, I just wasted $131.95!” or “Oh no! Look what I’m riding!” You can fill in the rest yourself. They got a streetskater with some skills to do the demo too. You haven’t seen so many neear tic-tacks since the 70’s.

The OBoard

The Oboard is sweeping the nation! Get yours here.

Oboard

The OBoard is intended only for experienced and mature skateboard riders that will use good judgment and common sense and will heed all warnings and warranties that are shipped with the OBoard. Use of the OBoard should be considered a dangerous activity and may result in serious injury or death even when ridden properly and using all safety precautions. Any rider rides at their own risk and any parent or guardian that allows their child or minor (that they have authority over) to ride the OBoard assumes all responsibility for any injuries or death.

Oboard

Wheels: High grade performance wheels. 60mm with 85a Durometer

Trucks: Mid-Level Height

Casters: Enginnered [sic] to airline quality require Provides the smoothest 360° turn available.

Deck: Canadian Hard Rock Maple. We use 7plys per deck : 1/16th thickness for our core and face grade veneers in combination with cross-band veneers 1/24th thick. This combination gives the thinnest, lightest, strongest board possible. Decks are 31″ long.

Available at the great price of $131.95!

The OBoard in action

Oboard

21 Comments

  1. You suck on February 6, 2008 - Reply

    There is no point in this…go suck a dick

  2. “use good judgment and common sense” … boring.
    Hmmm … ‘You suck’, You might be on the wrong site. Most people here say ‘go skate’.

  3. “Now with half the stability of a normal skateboard”

  4. O…HHH piece O…Crap!!!!

  5. Benefits: you WILL learn to 5-0, smith, and krooked grind… or die trying…

  6. is that just a regular caster screwed on a board?

  7. nweyesk8 on February 6, 2008 - Reply

    i swear they misprinted the logo, shouldn’t that be an ‘L’ in place of the ‘B’?

  8. nweyesk8 on February 6, 2008 - Reply

    if you read the blurb above, apparently the only air you can do on this thing are ‘indies’ and would that be west or east? “West side Indy airs for life”

  9. What’s sad is somebody thought this was a great idea and probably has their life savings tied up in this. And why are their 4 holes in the nose? Couldn’t they just sell the caster as an accessory to be tried on any board then?

  10. The board actually looks unbalanced as it travels over the bank to bank ollie.

    No different than the many other variations of these boards. It’s like they think they’ve discovered something new each time someone learns that they can carve a board. Wow.

  11. nweyesk8 on February 7, 2008 - Reply

    speaking of life savings tied up in dumb ideas, I havent seen the ‘GRinders’ traveling skate shop since the rainy season hit. guess they didnt figure NW winters into their business plan……

  12. Does obama endorse the o board?

  13. how can people put money and time to INVENT those things ?

  14. tomato-san jo biatch on February 7, 2008 - Reply

    The dumb fuck who invented this thing needs to return the casters to home depot. If you want a surfing sensation stick your head in the toilet and start to flush it. Leave a turd in there if you want it to be like a Southern California surf session Bro.

  15. Looks like a cool board.

  16. oh my god… i need one of these… cause i like to do my trick without landing them, just like shown in the video. go and invent some inliners with 9 wheels on every shoe and come back… oh and HA-HA!

  17. UglyKidKaub on February 11, 2008 - Reply

    Shut Up, that’s the most innovative skateboard ever. i will ride for them and the feeling is unbelievable.

    😉

    http://de.youtube.com/user/UGLYskateboards

  18. colin walsh rules on February 11, 2008 - Reply

    is it better or worse the the razor scooter? i say worse, but who knows maybe you can catch sweet air on it and land trick sideways and spin in circles.

  19. damienhialation on February 11, 2008 - Reply

    freestylers have gotta love this one. nose-wheelie 360’s for-eh-ver. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  20. If you see anyone rocking an OBoard, be sure to to say “Aren’t you a little bit old to be riding that thing?” and top off that zinger with “I used to OBoard… when I was 12.”

  21. SKATEANDAHOY,MATEY on February 11, 2008 - Reply

    If I saw anyone rocking an OBoard I’d be sure to rub my eyes with my fists twice, in comical disbelief.
    Then I think I’d take it from them.
    Because when they aren’t getting bullied by their younger sisters or the crest cavity club to brush twice daily, its my turn. Zing!

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