Extreme™ Kids less likely to be lard asses than regular jocks

You’re the one for me fatty

You’re the one for me, fatty? The Baltimore Sun reports that Extreme™ kids are less likely to be lard asses, in so many words. Actually, the article titled Ramped-up exercise states a Hopkins study finds that kids who skateboard or rollerblade stay fit longer than those who play organized sports. You don’t see too many gargantuan pro skaters, whereas in football and even baseball it’s not uncommon to see massive guts. Actually, there are some large beer guts in our crew, but we’re not pros. The study also says you need to engage the the activities at least four times a week, which explains it more. Further empirical evidence is provided in these screen captures from a Rob & Big episode where Rob puts on a fat suit.

– Thanks to Stephanie Murdock for the tip.

1 Comment

  1. I resemble, I mean resent that comment. Now I’m going to go drink $.75 PBR and eat bacon cheeseburgers. Then I can spend all spring and summer trying to skate it off. Again. It’s a vicous cycle being a gutted skater and all, like a pregnant bald Buddha about to give birth to a Xtra Large pizza and a 6 pack of beer.

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