Spritle. I am Spritle.

Never mind the questionable corporate merchandising tie-in and issues of sweat-shop assembly, this Lightning McQueen child’s skateboard looks just the right size for your toddler skateboarder. But the thing barely turns and is really slow.

We learned why when dad swapped out the wheels, Hey! Those aren’t bearings at all! They just molded some plastic into a rough precision-bearing shape. I suppose it’s a good thing that the wheels and bearings could be replaced, the reproduction was accurate enough for that. What do you want for $25 right?

Dang, those Disney marketing folks are such assholes!


  1. Racer X keeps his speed in a little glass jar

  2. Cancer Chris on June 15, 2007 - Reply

    Talk about sealed bearings! What the #@$%?! That is a low, low low thing to do to a kid.

  3. Cancer Chris on June 15, 2007 - Reply

    Are those Rockets?

  4. Smay1O on June 16, 2007 - Reply

    Hey that’s my new sponsor! Assholes at the energy drink company passed on me.

  5. Baldy on June 16, 2007 - Reply

    Lightning McQueen is your new sponsor, or is it Disney? “I am speed” wheels?

  6. Hi,

    I actually need one of these for my son for Christmas does anyone know where I can get one? Please

  7. Honey lets not buy our kid junk. Lets get him a real one!

  8. junkiemom on October 24, 2008 - Reply

    I agree Honey, lets not buy our kid junk. Lets buy some junk for us and slam it all under the bridge.

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