It’s true, I was there. His name was Jason Beaudry and he was assaulting that bank to wall with some wallrides. First, he started with a normal backside wallride. Oh yeah, get your bs wallride as high as you can and then move on to another trick.
Way to make that wall, that already has a low self-esteem (wheel marks not hot right now), feel even more worthless. Jerk. Anyway he then hits a wallride to fakie. Oh, but that still isn’t good enough. “I’m going to try a switch wallride fakie, and I’m going to try and hit that no skateboarding sign.” Oh well let’s just see it then Mr. Fancy Pants.
Yeah, that’s what I thought. Choke. Oh, you’re going to try it again. Ok, go ahead, I only have 4 more hours until I need to leave. Let’s just see you make it. Go on, make your little switch wallride fakie. Be the big man your daddy always wanted you to be.
Whatever. let’s go, I want some lunch.