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I’m a hater

I made it through 46 seconds. I don’t think this is a joke. I mean, it’s a joke alright, but not intentionally. Enjoy “i’m a Skater” by Mac Jar & Monikape.

- Thanks to Matthijs for the tip.

UPDATE: Comments closed do to too much repetition. Way to offer a different opinion through, uh, mindless repetition. Don’t hate, REPLICATE.

Behind the scenes on the video shoot for “I’m a Skater.”

  1. skhater on June 1, 2012 -

    Hahahah… Santa Losers. Reminds me of a Chris Gentry rap.

    • tasha on June 4, 2012 -

      A member of the LoveLifeArmy speakin…knock down the hate! It won’t get you far.

      • Member of the Love Life Army speaking….bring down the hate! Spread more love, encouragment, and positive energy! #LL

        • pee blanket on June 4, 2012 -

          love, encouragement, and positive energy are all incredibly boring. hate is hilarious and makes you cool.

    • katherine on June 4, 2012 -

      “If you wanna build your love up put hate down”-Chris Rene….Enough said!!! and those boys are dissing are some of the most talented and sweetest guys in the world so long story short jealousy doesn’t look good on you dear you should change faces and maybe join the love life army instead of bashing us we are just a bunch of nice people trying to spread love and good music :)

      • pee blanket on June 4, 2012 -

        well you’re failing miserably at the spreading good music part.

    • NoHate on June 4, 2012 -

      Love Life!

    • lavendarcmg on June 4, 2012 -

      LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate.

  2. Looks like “I am fat and wear XXXL”

    • Debster on June 4, 2012 -

      Haters will always hate! If you don’t like the video don’t watch it. Easy right? Now just click the off button and walk away like a nice person.

  3. anchovy on June 1, 2012 -

    Ugh, terrible!

  4. bout time on June 1, 2012 -

    I guess white people are running out of shit to rap about.

  5. john e on June 1, 2012 -

    I got to 1:20, but it wasn’t easy… I hope it really is a joke

  6. houseofneil on June 1, 2012 -

    somebody kill me now. Remember Surf or Die by the Surf MCs? At least they were goofy and had a sense of humor. These dickheads are trying to be all tough.

    “Sideways Cap”! Really? Really???? Cretinous oafs of the top order.

  7. BoBo on June 1, 2012 -

    Good lord. That’s right up there with the worst songs I’ve ever heard. They sure do look cool though. Very impressive hand gestures. I only wish I could be as cool as those guys.

  8. walled eyed glue huffer on June 1, 2012 -

    Kotton mouth kings ‘its a dogs life ‘ is just as eye stinging……….back in the 80′s there was a no name rap group that made a song called ‘this is hard core’ lance mountain was in the video…

  9. Captain Craptastic on June 1, 2012 -

    I made it about ten seconds in before I got the urge to shoot myself.

  10. I told my mom not to go to that video shoot. She’s an asshole.

  11. mezmer on June 2, 2012 -

    I masturbate to this song.

  12. Scotty on June 2, 2012 -

    “Look at my yellow hat, I’m so Santa Cruz” such a great line!

  13. Scotty on June 2, 2012 -

    Even better, the making-of video!

  14. JKP on June 2, 2012 -

    They should have had a guest appearance by Elle MC. http://skateandannoy.com/2011/05/white-girl-wasted/

  15. don cc on June 2, 2012 -

    white people rapping is so gay or should i say try -hard

  16. tommyb on June 3, 2012 -

    • tommyb on June 3, 2012 -

      That is SO Ali G, they have to be taking the piss. I don’t believe that is for real. It can’t be. If it is, they need to look up Ali G on youtube and see exactly how they appear.

  17. Tom on June 3, 2012 -

    That was Grover’s best work yet.

  18. krahamgoats on June 3, 2012 -

    He’s more suited for christian rap rock

  19. RJ on June 3, 2012 -

    Sounds like some ICP bullshit. Of course that dude would be sportin’ a DC shirt.

  20. Any intel on where that ditch/pipe spot is at about 1:57?!
    Oh, and here is some Halifax skateboard rap, from Jay Mayne!

  21. BroDown on June 4, 2012 -

    Not sure why yous all is hatin on all the skater rappers out there! This shit be fresh, yo!

  22. skummer on June 4, 2012 -

    Almost as good as ELLE Mc and her white trash wasted….i would be embarrassed to be from Santa Cruz if these guys are reppin…

  23. real deal on June 4, 2012 -

    these fkn wigger kooks, one 360flip to fakie on the bank wall at the bedpan makes you a skater? fkn posers!

    • javagirl2011 on June 4, 2012 -

      I understand this is a cock measuring, pissing contest for you but take it somewhere else. Thank you! Peace Out.

      • Really on June 4, 2012 -

        Yeah, don’t hate on these blobs… they’re giving unmusical music a bad name… nuttin wrong with that. And besides, the alternative in Santa Cruz is meth, SO STOP THE HATE.

      • Friggy on June 4, 2012 -

        M’am, it’s not our cocks that hurt. What was it that the ancient Greeks considered the organ of embarrasment for others? Oh yeah, the pancreas. Oh yeah….

  24. Taylor on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! SK8 Not Hate!

  25. mskiki70 on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate

  26. Dana on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!

  27. Tiff on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! SK8 don’t hate :]]

  28. Joe on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 don’t hate.

  29. Cmonk on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!?

  30. Cmonk on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!?

  31. cathie on June 4, 2012 -

    LOVE LIFE ARMY IN THE HOUSE!!!! sk8 DONT HATE!

  32. April on June 4, 2012 -

    ?LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!?

  33. Ninny on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! SK8 Don’t Hate!

  34. diana on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!

  35. Sherri on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!

  36. FaithHopeLoveLife12 on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy!!! Sk8 Don’t Hate!!!

  37. cathie on June 4, 2012 -

    LOVE LIFE ARMY SAYS: Haters hate what they can’t be! SK8 DONT HATE!!!

    • pee blanket on June 4, 2012 -

      i guess yer right about all us haters. i mean shit i hate you all and i couldn’t possibly be you because i’m not a goddamn moron.

      • Sherri on June 4, 2012 -

        No need to be calling people names here! Put your hate down!! #LOVELIFE

      • cathie on June 4, 2012 -

        Nice name…”Pee blanket”….thats not a moron name! LMAO

        • pee blanket on June 4, 2012 -

          did you really laugh your ass off? because judging by everyone in that video i bet that’s like hundreds and hundreds of pounds worth of ass to lose.

          • Kalyn on June 4, 2012 -

            Love U PeeBlanket! LoveLifeArmy! If u wanna build the Love up, put the Hate down.

  38. Sherri on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy IN THE HOUSE! Sk8 Don’t Hate! #831

  39. LevierCatherine on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy!Sk8 Don’t Hate!

  40. javagirl 2011 on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy!!! Sk8 Don’t Hate!!!

  41. April on June 4, 2012 -

    LOVE LIFE ARMY SAYS: Haters hate what they can’t be! SK8 DONT HATE!!!

  42. Mish on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy!Sk8 Don’t Hate!

  43. Raabia on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!

  44. Debster on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy!!! Sk8 Don’t Hate!!!

  45. kiki on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!

  46. Sherri on June 4, 2012 -

    @pee blanket Wow! No need to be calling people names here! LoveLifeArmy!Sk8 Don’t Hate! #LOVELIFE

  47. Taylor Jordan on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy Baby! Sk8 Don’t Hate ?

  48. TanziaMojib on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!

  49. Selina Aziz on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! SK8 Don’t Hate!

  50. Jodi on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!

  51. Sherri on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy IN THE HOUSE! Sk8 Don’t Hate! #831 #Monikape #Macjar #ChrisRene #SantaCruz in the house!! #LOVELIFE!

  52. Ya’ll need to find the bible and spread her pages open.

  53. Laurie on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! SK8 Don’t Hate!!!! #LoveLife !!!

  54. FaithHopeLoveLife12 on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy is all about peace & love. Not hate! LoveLifeArmy!!! Sk8 Don’t Hate!!!

  55. Lina on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeARMY!!!!!!!

    SK8 DONT HATE!!!!!!

    #TeamMONIKAPE!!! #TeamMACJAR!!!

    IF YOU WANNA BUILD YOUR LOVE UP, PUT YOUR HATE DOWN

    ~RISE ABOVE HATE~

  56. Renelian For Ever on June 4, 2012 -

    LOVELIFEARMY! Sk8 don’t hate!

  57. Ninny on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLife and Sk8 Don’t Hate!

  58. Raabia on June 4, 2012 -

    Haters will always hate! If you don’t like the video don’t watching it simple

  59. KIMZ on June 4, 2012 -

    SK8 DONT HATE!
    WE ARE A FAMILY OF SKATERS & THE LOVELIFEARMY
    IF YA WANNA BUILD YA LOVE UP, PUT YA HATE DOWN

  60. ?LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!?

  61. JoeyGo on June 4, 2012 -

    ?LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!?

  62. Kalyn on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! SK8 Don’t Hate!

  63. Ruthie on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLife and Sk8 Don’t Hate!
    ~RISE ABOVE HATE~

  64. Queef Latina on June 4, 2012 -

    Gotta? love the nineties….

  65. pee blanket on June 4, 2012 -

  66. mytwosuns on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!

  67. desi on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate! :) lovebombzzzz

  68. Chatty on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!?

  69. italrose on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!

  70. Päivi on June 4, 2012 -

    LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!

  71. Rise Above on June 4, 2012 -

    We… Are tired… Of self-ah-buse / Try… To stop us… But It’s… No Use!

  72. Fitz on June 4, 2012 -

    Worst thread ever.

  73. FaithHopeLoveLife12 on June 4, 2012 -

    Rise Above Hate! LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!!!

  74. StopTryinToPlayAllSerious on June 4, 2012 -

    Rise above hate? Right. OK. Sure. As soon as you said “I’m a skateboarder motherfucker” you fell way fkn short. Don’t quit your day job. Actually, because it seems your day job is to promote this garbage with the ruse of a positive (yet total bullshit) message, DO quit your day job. Go skate motherfucker.

    • Kalyn on June 4, 2012 -

      Don’t Hate! SK8! LoveLifeArmy!!!!

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