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Heaven forbid!

According to the Mercury News:

Amid the worst budget crisis in city history, with even police officers worried for their jobs, city leaders last fall said San Jose’s gem of a skate park — California’s largest — would have to either be left as an unstaffed free-for-all, privatized or possibly even padlocked.

Heaven forbid an unstaffed free-for-all! Then it would be just like every public skatepark in Oregon, Washington, Idaho, Montana, Colorado, Illinois, Wisconsin, and probably a few other states too.

- Thanks to Matthijs for the tip.

  1. And in California (Santa Cruz, Pacifica, Scotts Valley, Roosevelt, to name only a few.)

  2. Granite, St. Helena, Berkeley, Alameda, Sebastopol….
    However, there are “brown people” in San Jose, AKA “not white” So the real trophy wives of San Jose would be more reluctant to drop their kids off at the cheapest babysitter in town to butt board for the day if it didn’t have staff.

    • cold ones on February 3, 2012 - Reply

      There are other unstaffed skate parks in San Jose in much sketchier locations.

  3. carvin marvin on February 2, 2012 - Reply

    plus only old guy left overs from the mid-80′s vert ramp days would wear pads

  4. Cleanest most excellent park I’ve ever skated (and slept in)… I dig it staffed. But “free-for-all” definitely beats padlocked. That’d be stupid… but considering the decision is in the hands of government officials… stupid wouldn’t be a surprise.

    • some kook on February 4, 2012 - Reply

      Padlocked = unstaffed free for all. There is no fence high enough to keep skaters out of a park like that.

  5. Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, Kansas, Missouri…
    Many lovely, well used, safely unstaffed free- for-alls.

  6. warehouse on February 2, 2012 - Reply

    Every park in Canada is free.
    There would be drinking, pot smoking, graffiti,bikes and lots of skateboarding (and other activities that lawyers in California could sue someone for)
    Hope they leave it. I’ve been there twice. One time they let me skate. The other they closed it on a sunny,dry evening.Fuckers!

  7. Skhater on February 3, 2012 - Reply

    They should cut down the fence and sell it for scrap. That would be a good fundraiser!

  8. ubergeek on February 3, 2012 - Reply

    The Knoxville TN park is unstaffed and it is terrifying den of depravity and iniquity. I’ve actually seen people smoking cigarettes there! The horror. The HORROR! Save me oh mighty skatepark staffer! Auuuurrgh!

  9. Just make sure the locals use the right kind of paint when they coat then place.

  10. DickCancer on February 11, 2012 - Reply

    padlock that nagger and fill it with dirt.

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