Comments on: Digg Tony Hawk

By: jakeandannoy

jakeandannoy — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 20:33:00 +0000

Well, I thought it sounded mean.

First I cried big crazy hiccup tears, then I slowed to deep sobs, then I threw up.
Then I ate some tapioca to calm my stomach.

Just when I thought I had a hold on the situation, I threw up again. And because of the mess, you guessed it, started wailing again.
I manned-up though. Toughened my knuckles on “My Pet Monster”, and the other unfortunate ilk of my stuffed animals. Whew. What an ordeal. Uh, but I was just josh’n you there Nash. I have no idea what you were and are talking about.

By: kilwag

kilwag — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 17:07:01 +0000

Errr…. I can’t make sense of what you are talking about. Did you mean to comment on a different post? What “underground” spot are you talking about?

By: Nash Van Winkle

Nash Van Winkle — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 07:37:21 +0000

Jake, I don’t mean this to sound mean, but did you honestly have the slightest idea what you were comparing your mommy story to here? How was your response not worthy of Daddy Yo when it comes to astoundingly clueless assumptions? Maybe I should have been “chillax”ed enough not to stand up for skaters… but the cops had no problem with what I had done, for what that’s worth. Furthermore, the person who filed the injunction purposefully left the skatepark OUT of the restraining order, only to be overridden by a judge on a witch hunt… and I ain’t no skate witch. And I had no choice but to get around to hiring a lawyer in order to prevent a non-criminal-court judge from condemning me to monthly therapy for life, after already banning me from the only supervised skatepark (and YET NOT the four unsupervised ones!!) in the county. [That is, the skatepark where the county on their own had had to dismiss a manager for selling crack to non-skaters out of the trunk of his car... which, unfortunately, wasn't even as repugnant as what one manager was up to, who, when I called her on it, resorted to spending her shifts telling people I was crazy and dangerous.] But… if you just mistakenly assumed that I had been present at that bar in NOLA with the Jackasses yet failed to step in and break up a fight, I could see you getting the wrong idea about me… but damn, boy! Thanks to Randy, though, for rethinking blowing out an “underground” spot down here… cuz we need all the ones we’ve got.

By: colinwalshrules

colinwalshrules — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:39:57 +0000

im sick and tired of waking up sick and tired..

By: colinwalshrules

colinwalshrules — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:37:52 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az-sD2zsePg SKATE WITCHES!!! so hot right now.

By: kilwag

kilwag — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:14:13 +0000

Last 10 seconds was the best part of the interview. This was the best Hawk on camera appearance (not skating) by far.

By: JAKEANDANNOY

JAKEANDANNOY — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:34:48 +0000

I feel ya,Nash.
My mom’s always unreasonable just cause I eat 3 or 4 of her “Weight Watchers” fettucini meals when I come home a little tipsy.
It’s just like you said,and Im practically put on trial with all her accusations;
“You spend all your unemployment money partying and then come home drunk and eat my expensive food”! “And your 30 years old”!
Well, I am 30, but 3 or 4 of those tiny little meals is not ALL, and I didn’t make this economy,bitch! Maybe I should get a lawyer involved cause none of this seems fair,why cant she just move out and give me her house, fuckin unreasonable,thats why.

By: Nash Editor

Nash Editor — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:30:10 +0000

To be perfectly clear, that first line should read “legal predators”, not “lawyers”, and later on, “meeting” should read “hearing” (as in involuntary). Cuz it ain’t as if I didn’t wind up getting a lawyer involved.

By: Nash Chiller

Nash Chiller — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:18:10 +0000

CWR, I “care” what other people do when instead of taking responsibility for what they sow they get lawyers involved. Tain’t skaterly. What was the good weasel line from “Pirates of the Carribean”? Something like “Well… it’s more just a set of guidelines than a CODE, really….” Tony and Bam’s collaborations too often are the public face of skating, and it’s a childish one. And then someone like me winds up in an injunction court hearing where I’m told I’m too old (not childish enough?) to be skateboarding in a publicly owned park, unless “Are you as good as Tony Hawk?” (No shit, a judge used that line against me. I guess I should have just tried “Yes, yes I am… Judge Galeekawitz… which would justify ANYTHING, I guess you’re saying.” And it cost me two thousand bucks in lawyer’s fee to get the judge to admit that he didn’t know the law. And I AIN’T saying screw Tony or anything… I was just glad to hear that he had a wise-ass side (in the “Wait wait, don’t tell me” thing on NPR, NOT that web interview). And don’t be thinking I’m some Daddy Yo crank; it’s more like the judge was. (Only less sensible, if you can picture that… literally, the ONLY two words I uttered in my defense, at the meeting at which my lawyer got the judge to admit he was out- of-bounds legally, were: “Terry Bradshaw”. It’s like they were some damn masonic codewords to flip him to “non-batshit” setting…. The whole thing was very Alice In Wonderland.) It’s okay to stand up for the code, though… but easier when “authorities” on the law aren’t involved.

By: ehdubya

ehdubya — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:25:07 +0000

Nash Rambler… “not that I thought Tony is a dubbo”. hey, think again. Dubbo now has a capped pipe and pool cope.