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Friday T&A on S&A: I Wish they all could be… David Lee Roth

California Girls Skateboards

OK people, I’m going to keep finding excuses to link to this David Lee Roth game until someone acknowledges it’s awesomeness. It’s already appeared twice without mention, so I’m through with subtlety. And so is California Girls Skateboards, an idea that is only missig Diamond Dave as a spokesman. Bikini Girls with skateboards, on skateboards. One of the models is April, 2001 Playmate of the Month Katie Lohman, who “loves skateboarding” and will prove it to you in a wobbly video after the jump – She’s no Keeani Lei. You have to check out the video with the owner of the company too, it’s priceless.

- Thanks to Michael Brooke for the tip.

California Girls Skateboards will sell you a bikini girl on multiple size skateboards and posters too. And horny youngsters need not feel left out, you can even get skateboard pinups on kids size shirts! There’s a section for most of the models too, and each girl has a thoroughly entertaining video you can watch while deciding what size and shape of board to buy.

Eric Muss-Barnes started this in Spring 2009, so this stuff is hot off the presses! He says he was an avid skateboarder since he was 16. This is great, I actually don’t have to stretch to make the David Lee Roth reference, because Muss-Barnes mentions him in the press release. Here he is (Eric, not Dave) giving you the low down on California Girls Skateboards. He’s rocking Seismic trucks on his short board setup.

April 2001 Playboy Playmate of the month Katie Lohman for California Girls Skateboards:

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5 Responses to “Friday T&A on S&A: I Wish they all could be… David Lee Roth”

  1. egbert says:

    If there was an artificial vagina and the same fake tits those chicks have on those boards, I’d buy one. At least I could fuck it while getting fucked for buying something so stupid.

  2. bobcat says:

    8.5 is “old school”

    ha ha ha ha.

    you better watch his (internet is serious business, people!) serious copyrighting at the bottom of the pages.

  3. looper says:

    tits are cool.

  4. ssk says:

    If he’d just gotten into a borrowed old school Ferrari the LA dork effect would have been complete.

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