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Learn to Ollie, Buster

The ollie buster

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk… The latest skateboard gadget in the grand tradition of sky hooks, rubber bands and magnets is the Ollie Buster, an elaborate setup that allows you to hold the board to your feet with the aid of some rubber tubing, a handle and a gratuitous skateboard wheel thrown in for extra weight. Reminds me a little of those fake yo-yos that were made with an internal spring to expand and contract the string. You know, for the truly lazy. Geez, I guess this is the same concept as Guitar Hero or Rock Band, and I am guilty of enjoying the hell out of those. Did I ever tell you about the time I was the weak link in (almost) every band I was ever in? The best part about the Ollie Buster web site is on the Goin’ Big skateboard moves where the kid opens up his Ollie Buster in the parking lot and nonchalantly throws all his trash to the wind. Now that’s realism!

- Thanks to Robert for the tip.

Ollie Buster.

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7 Responses to “Learn to Ollie, Buster”

  1. Grover says:

    Does anybody remember ollie bars. I have some for sale cost is half the price of this.

  2. curtis says:

    how to learn not to ollie

  3. egbert says:

    Seems like it would be harder having to hold on to that thing, like skating with one arm tied to your side. Who comes up with this crap? Dumb.

  4. tnjeff says:

    I was waiting for one of those clips to snap up or slip off and whack a kid in the nuts

  5. Glenn says:

    I used to do the same thing when I was his age with an old bike inner tube. My excuse was that back then, even Alan Gelfand hadn’t landed his first Ollie…

  6. Mighty Whitey says:

    Another example of how lazy our society is, working hard at something and the sense of accomplishment you feel are things of the past.

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