Skateboard gossip from my wife
August 4th, 2008 by Kilwag
Here’s another edition of Skateboard Gossip from My Wife, who incidentally, gets all her info from gay men who write celebrity blogs on the Interwebs™, so you know it’s relevant to this site too. First up, It’s Ryan Sheckler on the cover of ESPN Magazine, although it looks like he’s been replaced already. No, the word “Hot” is not editorial commentary from SnA, rather it’s from Perez Hilton, who seems to have a bit of a non-heterosexual man-crush. He’s reported on Sheckler before. Guess what? He’s officially a celebrity once non-skating gay males start fixating on him. This one is for the haters. From the cover, Sheckler appears to be quoted as saying “I want to give them more reasons not to like me.” It’s official again! Ryan Sheckler is Punk Rock! I’d love to get the rest of the context, but ESPN has some sort of convoluted “Digital Edition” of the magazine designed to annoy people enough to not want to read the content online for free. Part two of our feature is Linda Hogan, wife of Hulk Hogan, visiting their son Nick Hogan who is in jail for pulling an attempted Vince Neil. What did she bring him for his birthday visit? A skateboard of course.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
One of the comments on the Sheckler source pointed out the tip of the skateboard makes it looks like Ryan has a boob.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
i see the proactiv solution is working, no backne for that hunk (of shit) sheckler!
August 4th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Is there a lot of use for a slalom board in the joint?
August 4th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I think everyone should stop calling Ryan Sheckler by his real name. Instead, I vie that we only make inference to him instead as “Male MTV Reality Show Star”, it’s has wider acceptance that he’s a total douce to the uninformed masses. “Who the hell is Ryan Sheckler?” “Some pro skateboarder turned douche”. Eliminates a lot of excess conversing and by far a more direct visual to the listener/reader.
Semantics are everything when trying to encompass the gravity and scope of how big a douche “Male MTV Reality Show Star” is. Selling out is taking far too long, hurry up and disappear Male MTV Reality Show Star.
August 5th, 2008 at 7:22 am
That longboard is going to be mighty uncomfortable to keister
August 5th, 2008 at 8:03 am
i dont know cold ones, linda looks like she has a pretty large gash.
August 6th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
An attempted Vince Neil. It’s sick but I also think it’s a pretty great 3-word summary.