Made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
April 14th, 2008 by Kilwag
Apparently this Choco Milk is actually made with bits of real panther. At least that’s what the packaging would have me believe. John Aguilar hipped me to this, but fortunately I didn’t have to go to Mexico to get it since they had an ample supply in the “Ethnic” section of my local grocery store.
Choco Milk packaging from Mexico - Kid on a skateboard with a panther


Not enough for you? Here’s an amusing and entirely un-skateboard related commercial for a Mexican Choco Milk competitor in the 60’s.










April 14th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Sex Panther by Odeon?
April 14th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
That smells like gasoline.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:54 am
90 percent of the time, it works every time.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:45 am
smells like bigfoots dick!
May 27th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
You’re an idiot.