Made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
April 14th, 2008 by Kilwag

Panther Choco Milk from Mexico

Apparently this Choco Milk is actually made with bits of real panther. At least that’s what the packaging would have me believe. John Aguilar hipped me to this, but fortunately I didn’t have to go to Mexico to get it since they had an ample supply in the “Ethnic” section of my local grocery store.

Choco Milk packaging from Mexico - Kid on a skateboard with a panther

Panther Choco Milk from Mexico

Panther Choco Milk from Mexico

Not enough for you? Here’s an amusing and entirely un-skateboard related commercial for a Mexican Choco Milk competitor in the 60’s.

5 Responses to “Made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.”

  1. orezona Says:

    Sex Panther by Odeon?

  2. Kilwag Says:

    That smells like gasoline.

  3. bailgun Says:

    90 percent of the time, it works every time.

  4. bobcat Says:

    smells like bigfoots dick!

  5. Andres Says:

    You’re an idiot.

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