Skater dater personals
April 3rd, 2008 by conahan

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A friend mentioned a Chance Meeting personal ad in the Portland newspaper the Willamette Week Someone was trying to hook up with a Handsome Skater Dad. Since the new issue had already come out, I missed my chance but the website had a couple of similar items. So it’s not all Shecky , the mature skater-man is also in demand.

3 Responses to “Skater dater personals”

  1. Hateboard Says:

    those are both for me. i use a pal’s kid and/or coffee as a prop sometimes. i just cruise the same bus stops and coffee spots in a loop and troll for hipster strange. sorry for ruining the curve for the rest of you. dont hate the playa, hate the game.

  2. Abegnegal Says:

    The park rats at Holly aren’t teenyboppers, they’re desperate housewives looking to score themselves a sweaty vanimal pad dad while they pretend to let their kids check out the bowl. FYI for all you older dudes lookin to score. There’s competition though;I saw one dude toss his kid in the bowl and b-lined it straight to the herd to get his pimp on.

  3. solboy Says:

    the skatemoms here in Spain are hotttt! I have recentley feigned advising kids on old school ramp moves, (”just like in Lords of Dogtown”) within view of their mums to try to cop some milf action …

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