When is an action figure not an action figure?
February 28th, 2008 by Kilwag
When is an action figure not an action figure? When it’s life size, because then it’s a mannequin, or some sort of sex toy. Chalk this up to things I don’t understand, like sneaker fetishes. Coarse Toys makes some action figures, or collection figures? I don’t know what you are supposed to call them. Some of them are small (bottom row) but as you can see, some of them are life size. Creepy. See those shoes? Coarse “collaborates” with Vans. I’m not sure what that means, but I’m sure it involves some check writing. Check out Coarse Toys.
- Thanks to Bobcat for the tip.
February 28th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
I’m kinda old school, but it seems to me that an action figure that does not also double as the aforementioned sex toy, won’t be getting any “action”. Therefore it would not be entitled to the term “action” figure.
February 28th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
i want one.
February 29th, 2008 at 5:36 am
And people say “Lil’ Tony” is weird…
February 29th, 2008 at 7:40 am
That thing beat me up and stole my shoes…
February 29th, 2008 at 10:01 am
That guy’s torso in elongated compared to his legs, like a gorilla. I wonder if he’ anatomically correct?
February 29th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Hey baby… Welcome to my pad. Make yourself comfortable, I’ll make us a drink and put on some music, get more comfortable. What’s that? Why that’s just my life size skateboarding action figure. Hey, wait, where are you going? Come back….
February 29th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
it’d make a cooler coat rack than the one i have now called the floor.
March 2nd, 2008 at 1:40 am
It would be great to have an army of those big fake dudes to randomly leave at your friends house’s in sexy positions.